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Why pay for Heavy Rain when you can enjoy a vastly superior Directors Shawn Cut on YT? www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAhG...

I rocked a baby to sleep in that game and it healed my soul.

Counter point, get on a discord call for a watch parties and advise your friends to drink, guaranteed good time

does it include the Heavy Rain Chronicles DLC?

i should replay heavy rain

Games Kinda Meh… like Painfully So. Also David Cage is an absolute Buffoon!

They honestly should give you a heads up on the checkout and store pages too.

i mean last year* lol still not used to 2026

Every David Cage game has the unique ability to make a synopsis that should be about something, about nothing, in increasingly worse and creative ways.

Bruh who am I gonna trade em to the homeless?

PRESS X TO JASON

Phew, thanks for the heads up. I do not want David Cage on my computer!

DUDE YOURE THE 1ST PERSON I SEE TALKING ABOUT THIS GAME IT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD The amount of hours i spent working on Dont Move maps with rotation glitches...

Am I the only one that thinks Platform Racing 3 sucked?

A pretty low/mid tier game that some people pretend to like for negative engagement

A decent game that people pretend to hate for engagement.

This does sound more dangerous than merely a Risk of Rain

JAYYYYYSIN

Still chasing the high of shaking the orange juice. Doing it IRL is not the same, don't @ me.

Shaunnnnnnnn!

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't tempted to get it just to do a fail-through but I'm not giving David Cage money

I really wanting this game to be the playable version of David Fincher's "Seven" that I thought it could be back in college. These days, my favorite thing about the game is the speedrun video where Ethan sends Shaun to bed early and teleports through the floor to beat him to his room.

It also installed sleep token

I was sadly too slow to share this warning with a streamer I watch. And now he's playing it. I am in agony.

norman jayden

At least it doesn't install Beyond Two Souls

Press X to Shawn

Jokes on you I already own it for some reason

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xhkd...

but i need some software that lets me make a man yell jason a bunch. and ideally ends with a really bad twist.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAhG...

A friend bought me this instead of Fate and then after I beat it he promptly sent beyond two souls and then gifted me valkyria chronicles as an apology

installing david cage software in your computer is worse than any virus

Thanks for the heads up

Same but then follow it up with them streaming the game with Woolie on the controls.

** I cut off my finger to save Shaun's life

I've already experienced the best it has to offer thanks youtu.be/Qr5EuMxsOic?...

The best part of this game is the genuinely optimal speedrun strat is to sit on the couch naked staring at a wall for ~5 minutes in the opening sequence

I know it's not the biggest issue with the game, but if Ethan is supposed to be an architect why does he spend that one scene screaming about JSON?

Dammit...

isn’t the game absolutely hilarious though

How many emotions per polygon can we get?

I never played this one but I liked the Clancy Brown bits in Detroit: Become Human

€2 is still too much to give to a developer who allegedly said that he doesn't make games for f*gs. Also, this game has a blackface character.

And this is the second best David cage game so imagine how bad the other ones are.

Beware of malicious .json files

You could buy heavy rain and a very steep price of 2 bucks, or you could just watch a video of the protagonist yelling "SHAUN" for 5 minutes, same end result.

Well that's scary as fuck. i feel like anyone could make this mistake. steam really needs to do something about this

I'm just going to be completely fair here: it is raining a lot in the game. So they definitely delivered in that area.

This warning also works for Indigo Prophecy

the Origarmi killer

Petah, tha aragami killa is here

bad dad and pissing simulator.. tempting but I wouldn't play it for free either

Playing Heavy Rain has been known to cause the following ailments: - Playing Heavy Rain

The market chase scene is an all-timer though.

Did’t know anything about this game. Now genuinely considering buying. Sounds like a classic.

I did worse and bought the Quantic Dream Collection 😭😭😭

I vividly remember one thing only from Heavy Rain . . . JASON! JASON!! JASON!!!

"[incomprehensible] -the chickens"

Does that bug that lets you keep Madison naked after her shower still work or did they patch that out?

And miss a chance to be the worst dad ever?

Game so absurd It killed my ps3 back in the day

Does this version have PlayStation Move support?

Perfectly summarized. It's a shame, because the story should have been the good part, considering the rest is just a very beautiful QTE. Average games with a great twist leave a great impression (SH shattered memories), but a bad conclusion can taint them, and boy did it happen with heavy rain! 🥲

Then it makes you cut off your finger to uninstall fucking 2000s developers thought they were so clever with their meta shit.

I wasn't a fan of Heavy Rain either, so perhaps this is the right thread to ask: did you (or anyone else reading this) ever play Twin Mirror? I'm not sure if they're actually similar, but ... well, I'm aiming to play all of Don't Nod's games, and the mixed reviews for that one have me nervous.

Umineko finished in 2010 and Heavy Rain released that same year. Coincidence? I mean, yes but

An entire layer of hell where the only way to cry out in agony is pressing the x button on your dualsense controller

I played it for the first time last year. Love how goofy-serious it is. Winning a fight against a frighteningly large man with Nahhman Jayden will never not be funny to me. Or Madison's chapters playing like some avoid rape simulator.

Heavy Rain : Unless your character is in a death situation, failure is a success.

This makes me wonder what the heavy rain of the future will be. (Game that is well received when it comes out, but later everyone agrees it kinda sucks)

May cause giant plot holes.

JASON

I was so bad at this game that I caused background character deaths.

I remember really liking Fahrenheit/Indigo Prophecy when I was a teenager, and when Heavy Rain came out, I got it day one, and it made me realize to never look forward to anything David Cage makes.

Lol

The PC version doesn’t come with the origami paper and tutorial while the PS3 installs. I had a blast with it. Top Tier install

Yeah but what if I wan to press X to JAAASONNN

i understood that reference

*I turn my head away from the controller to breathe

Heavy Rain The steam sales say it can't be here again

It's like a rootkit for your brain.

hey now. you're talking about the best quantic dream game

detroit become human is 4 dollars right now, so many are in danger

This and your danganronpa tweet are such a valuable service. More people need to be aware of what could happen to you if you attempt to enjoy these games

thanks so much, i almost bought it before reading the fine print 🤯🤯🤯😴🤯🤯

The balloon! Gotta get the balloon! The balloon! Gotta get the balloon!

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN

I fell for it and now I have a heavy rain on steamdeck

Unless you're some kind of game streamer, that is. No greater joy than watching someone bumble through Quantic Dream games for the first time, except maybe Deadly Premonition

some say this is what inspired kojima to make piss a core part of the story and game mechanic in death stranding

… it’s not the same 😔

oh god anything but that

SHAUUUUUUN