Saki

Saki

@possum.pet

Poss in boots. Your local weirdo bassist. Coaster nerd. Enjoyer of electrons. Occasional kink posts and art. Frequent shitposts. Greyace idiot. 18+ Only. web links: sakiposs.carrd.co my kink account (NSFW): @saki.pet

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Was told by three different people this weekend that I look a lot like Moby, and sometimes, I just have to accept my fate as a bald person

Aaaa getting very positive feedback on the work I've been doing at the new job. Which is nice when it felt like I was doing nothing of value for the past three weeks. Ha!! Stupid brain! You are incorrect once more

"professional development plan" sorry but I only want to develop myself into being a silly little creature sifting through your rubbish bins

update: to safely contain the possum goo, they are vitrifying me

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they're putting me in the geological disposal facility as punishment for my crimes

they're putting me in the geological disposal facility as punishment for my crimes

the steel and clay overpack cannot contain the goopossum... I am leaking into the earth under your paws and impacting on the local wildlife and fauna... be very afraid...

Cursed to hear the god awful Sweet Caroline DnB remix whenever the actual song gets stuck in my head Sweet Caroline........ WOMP WOMP WOMP

I had no idea I could be a member of the IET without work experience. So now I am MIET and have special letters after my name. Mwahaha

How the FUCK did I end up as an engineer. I am the most useless, clueless idiot ever (lovingly) Why would anyone trust me with electricity?? or radiological hazards??????

Feeling cold now that summer has ended? Try 7000 Sieverts. Not 0.7mSv, not 7Sv, just 7000 whole Sieverts, just once. Surely you will not regret 7000 Sieverts

The worst part about my ADHD is when my brain thinks I've lost something but it's directly infront of me, or hiding somewhere I packed it neatly away only to forget where I put it. Guess who "lost" his iron in the logical location of right next to his ironing board, and who now has two irons. >.>

Forever thankful to friends for enabling my weirdness to the point that I no longer really care about what other people think Yeah I am a squeaky freak what about it

To add, I think I want to just spend more meaningful time with friends. Pawsome is great because that can happen by bumping into them in the lobby, cuddling on a sofa and chatting. I don't get that from bigger cons. I think I need to just organise more fun things with friends instead of cons.

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No con comes close to pawsome for me and it's a whole lot to do with it just being a lot smaller than other UK cons. They just feel hostile in comparison. IDK, I like being able to actually talk to people in the lobby. I also like being able to dress up in my shiny animal shapes

I'd also argue that a) being in kink gear makes me look better and feel more comfortable with myself, and b) makes me a lot more identifiable Whether or not a fursuit would have the same effect for bigger cons, who knows. I wanna be silly amimal. But is that worth £4k???

No con comes close to pawsome for me and it's a whole lot to do with it just being a lot smaller than other UK cons. They just feel hostile in comparison. IDK, I like being able to actually talk to people in the lobby. I also like being able to dress up in my shiny animal shapes

I'm so glad it's a thing. I don't see myself doing CFz again, honestly. This has just cemented that it's a bit of a waste of money >.>;

Turning up to the special nuclear material (SNM) presentation in full kink gear and wondering why I am getting so many funny looks

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Absolutely terrified to leave for this tomorrow >.> I don't think I have ever been this nervous for a new job. Despite my brain being in a far better place, this is a very daunting job that I seriously feel unqualified and undeprepared for. Time for a week of teambuilding exercises @@

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New job starts next week and I am rather nervous. I'm sure I will settle in alright though, it's just this idea of having to put on a mask, network and socialise with a bunch of new people that is terrifying

The terrifying, imposing XD; vs the calmer, more relaxed xD. It's a simple choice

Sooo glad that I am now able to just, pick up my ADHD meds from a pharmacy on the NHS. Versus having to get them delivered and be home for the delivery. Makes it so much more convenient!

I get the idea that having meds delivered is meant to be convenient, but turns out DPD need you to be home to give them a code because it is amphetamine they are delivering to your doorstep

Ooh, jailbreaked my PS4 pro... There's a 60fps patch for Bloodborne! I am in love

It's shockingly easy to do on a PS4 haha. If the firmware is compatible it's just opening the web browser. Then loading some pkg files for homebrew apps :3 Now I have 60fps spyro trilogy on a console, too... Muahaha No idea why they decided to make it run at higher res lower fps on the pro >~>

Tommy Tuberville sounds like such a fake name. Like hello yes I'm Mr Tuberville here providing you with the tubes. I am certainly an adult human please purchase my tubes

YouTube on TV is hilarious, what do you mean a minute of unskippable midroll ads???

There are so many cardboard boxes in my flat from furniture. Where's a cat when you need one 😤

New job starts next week and I am rather nervous. I'm sure I will settle in alright though, it's just this idea of having to put on a mask, network and socialise with a bunch of new people that is terrifying

Like the actual work I'm sure I'll be able to learn. It's just the social aspect that scares me

I remember one of the other candidates at the assessment centre saying how I'm less academically inclined, but I'm very forward and outgoing/confident, and I've got more professional knowledge News to me. I just pretend to be confident. But I guess "fake it til you make it" is valid

I appear to have lost my SC 2026 and CFz 2026 con books... which is sad, because I have every con's conbook since I started doing cons EXCEPT those on my bookshelf now. Boo.

Got so much to do over the next few days. x.x Assemble sofa, go buy a suit/more work clothes, repair latex, polish all the latex in prep for pawsome, make new paw sandals for pawsome, clean tail, pack for work trip, pack for pawsome....... oh god

Was at a wedding today and probably sang a little too much, but one of the musicians complimented me on my voice and that made me happy 🥰

As soon as any telegram group chat turns on the topics feature I will never view the group again. Too many channels! It's why I don't like discord >.>;