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15-25 year old me: tee hee i love all the deaths in the final destination movies 40 year old me: this is what happens when you get rid of regulations and oversight. Everything is shoddily built and they’re cutting corners

Man I am sooooooo happy that Taylor swift voted 84 million times for Lula

This is so unbelievably funny The last guy was taking trips to Turkey and was littered with bribes and corruption. Meanwhile this dipshit thinks that playing pickup basketball at 11 at night is the scandal of the century

There comes a time in every reactionary politician's life when he must steel himself, insert a nasogastric tube for unclear reasons, put on his bravest grimace, and give the weirdest thumbs-up anyone has ever seen.

using my fancy computer like it was intended for (looking at websites that mimic the weather channel in the '90s and '00s)

The only reason I can think of for this news not being absolutely everywhere is that large media orgs don’t want to be seen as putting their thumbs on the scales a week before election day. And that’s cowardly as shit.

100/10 I’m saluting the flag

Back in the day you could look at the internet for up to an hour without getting mad.

Him, singing: all you need is l- Me: lots of cheese

can’t believe BIG HALAL is making my cheese WOKE

happy anniversary

I got suspended for three days for colorfully saying I don't like Michael Tracey. Well. Now that I'm technically back I just wanna say, I still dislike Michael Tracey and would still find unfortunate series of events happening to him funny.

courtesy of TheRonyBrand

The new GamesMaster reboot is pretty dark. He told this girl how to get past Vraahk in Gears of War : E-Day, then got his cock out.

changing my name to kattfrish

Here’s some food for thought There’s people that grew up with a Nintendo Switch that can now vote

Guys it’s that time where David Caruso puts on his sunglasses

My neck, my back, they’re both aching, shit is whack

The pandemic is still happening. People are still drifting into different lanes while driving

I don't understand why people ever watched the H3 podcast. Like none of these people are funny or likeable, and they don't even seem to like each other. Someone is going to have to explain what made any of this compelling

Remember kids, you gotta put your before pictures third in a collage of eight

I always feel like someone’s watching me

When the Space Marines are too woke for you I just feel like you gotta go home, man. There's gotta be a point where you chill.

This is literally the end of the rule of law. If a President can pardon people committing crimes on his behalf - and the Supreme Court says he himself can't be prosecuted for crimes committed as part of his job - then the government becomes a lawless entity able to violate our rights without limit.

One evening, several years ago, after nearly half a century, I was finally able to fulfill a lifelong ambition. A man walked into my store, obviously drunk, and asked me to call him a cab. I looked him squarely in the eyes and said, “You’re a cab.” Keep the faith, people. Dreams really do come true.

Statistically speaking, there’s a good chance that most of the players in this years World Series have never eaten a BK Stacker

On this day in 1999, Cartoon Network aired a 24-hour Scooby-Doo marathon for Halloween. The marathon was filled with little clips between episodes parodying THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT which had been released in theaters just a few a few months earlier. Link below for the first 12hs of the marathon.

2 seasons is about 5 too many

Someone went to the Chinese buffet today!

New video! It's a disco werewolf. DISCO WEREWOLF www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgqX...

Unfortunately, because of the Geneva Conventions, that information is classified

hahahahaha

Gossip circle regarding Ethan Klein being an adulterer will be held outside Aldi at 4pm

After renaming New Mexico to New America, they should also rename New Hampshire, New Jersey, and New York to New America

You got a GLP-1? You can use that against Sniper Wolf. Hurry up and save Meryl!

How is it that we as a society can look at a basketball game and not agree on what we saw with our eyeballs was a travel

Ruin a song by adding "In My Pants" to the title. Oops!... I Did It Again In My Pants

RAM OK ROM OK Happy 25th anniversary, Grand Theft Auto III! Released in North America on 22/10/01 and then a few days later in Europe when I picked it with a 'Huh, I remember GTA on PS1; wonder if this is any good?'. This is a pretty special game to me for being absolutely floored within minutes.

idk why they didn’t tell him to kick rocks and watch the game at home