Deontological Warfare

"I don't handle rejection well" is a statement that may be true about me but it overlooks the laundry list of other things I don't handle well.

Favorite film in haiku: You will die shortly. Jump into a volcano. Learn who you are, too.

I mean, so much shit? Gay marriage is legal, medicine has advanced leaps and bounds, food is better, computers are wildly better, video games have been improved... Just in the smallest and least consequential part, a Transformer used to be a brick in both modes and now they look like this!

The final line of Iron Man - Tony Stark going completely off-script and saying "I am Iron Man" - was improvised by Robert Downey Jr. because he felt it was appropriate. On a related note, they had Sam Jack signed up for the cameo as Nick Fury but had no contract to secure him moving forward.

the oglaf creators just lost out on a perfectly good strip

like sure if you want to advertise that you’d rather suck Elon Musk’s toes by going back to X, since you prefer that to doing the absolute bare minimum to resist a genocidal CSAM peddler’s rise to power, you sure are free to do that

When I respond to people calling me a "gamer" with "don't you fucking insult me" this is what I am referring to.

Man starts stammering with rage. "But doctor," he says, "I'm Biddy Blas! That's me, you dolt!"

Yikes. Okay, unfollowed him, I just wanted to find out who Biddy Blas was and he was NOT cool about it.

The X-Men Files

Marathon Prime

me and who

The Matrix: Re-Animator

Man, these edibles ain't shit.

i like the idea of will smith being an apex predator for chris rock and only chris rock, like he is the metroid to an x parasite

how do you work under these conditions

There's a Gutsman waiting in his stage He'll pull blocks from the ground and throw them at you in his rage There's a Gutsman waiting in his stage He told me he'll be back again in one more console age, He said - let the Rockman blast him, Let Rockman outlast him, Let the Rockman past him.

did did bayonets get nerfed in football or something

Welcome to Seattle. Here's your Seahawks jersey, your dime bag, and your very own personal Macklemore. Now please spin the wheel to see which of your family members has been laid off by Microsoft.

Okay so we *rightly* called Newsom scum for inviting Bannon on his podcast, surely a sitting Democratic Senator attending an actual event with Bannon is going to elicit the same level of contempt and shunning, right?

primaries are finally over. labor day has come and gone. there is no such thing as a protest vote. you are not "teaching anyone "a lesson" by staying home. we need to end a cruel, stupid, and dangerous disaster and our only chance is voting for every Democrat on your ballot. that's it. that's all.

if we have to keep talking about sydney sweeney can we at least take a few years off until she learns how to act or something

did not need to see Duo's ahegao face

My daughter’s latest masterpiece

Gotta new heist planned. Wanted to let you in on the ground floor. We're hitting this Arby's. Never been hit before. It has really bad foot traffic, awful reviews, nothing of value. But it's never been hit before, so maybe that matters.

I can understand why people say “I attack my friends rather than my enemies because my enemies won’t listen” but this is also a direct path to having no friends

Dana's a smart one, and I feel like this is central to understanding what "disagreeing in good faith" vs. "being hopelessly contrarian" actually means. You can disagree with conclusions without invalidating the (real and genuine) premises that lead to them!

Rhio tells the truth, but you're probably being a dick for asking. Why? It would be impolite to speculate on the reasons behind your failings.