Brad Grenz

If you want to get rich betting on which NFL players will get injured in the 1st half of MNF each week, you just need to check my fantasy roster.

Tesla drivers are definitely the type to completely ignore "Bridge Out Ahead" signs.

The intersting thing about watching PAC-12 football on TV is discovering that USA still makes shows.

Gemini ads are hilarious because they're like, "we have a worse version of Rocket Money" or "we warn you about undercoating inflating your new car price," a thing that has been a punchline in car dealership jokes my whole life. We're at "the cow goes moo" levels of insight here.

I hate TV ads that use the fake low-budget bad audio aesthetic to pretend they are not, in fact, a professional TV ad.

I ate too much* chinese food. * the exact right amount

I started a new game in Dragon's Dogma 2 in prep for the DLC and forgot you character's size determines carrying capacity...

These are really great books.

This is exactly like the time they cancelled my life insurance because they said I wasn't dying often enough.

I can't wait until the settlement checks start rolling in from every streamer that forces pre-roll ads in their "ad free" subscription tiers.

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Look, Bigfoot's OnlyFans is a ripoff and everyone needs to know!

Remember at peak crypto advocates would say you don't have to worry about the environmental impact because they were all going to switch to proof of stake instead of using GPUs, and I would point out the people who bought millions of GPUs would just find another scam using them? I feel so vindicated

The second Gundam Hathaway movie finally came out on Netflix last weekend. I have to say it’s very funny that Hathaway’s defining characteristic is basically always being sooo horny it’s really effecting his work performance.

Why do I suspect the biggest DLSS5 supporters are also the biggest "make-up is false advertising" dillweeds?

Trump has literally done more damage to DC than the Red Hulk does while rampaging in the last Captain America movie.

You spend the first 30 hours of FFVII: Revelation using the Mako vacuum. It would be shorter, but they make you play as Cait Sith so everything takes three times as long as it should..

Let me guess: they want people to have heard of them.

This is what happens when you ask Grok for a plan to make your data centers safe from Molotov coctails.

AI techbros are like "we've invented the synthetic butthole. It mashes up food and shits 24 hrs a day. A normal employee only shits once a day! We're building hyperscaler defecation centers in every city and bought all the food production futures. The entire global economy now runs on fake shit."

"Do not cite the Deep Recipe to me, I was there when it was seasoned!" --Morton Salt Girl.

Counterpoint: Trump is not capable or introspection OR friendship. His eulogy will simply be an offensive, incoherent rally for himself just like every other time he speaks on a stage.

I had forgotten Shang-Chi ends with a giant fight between two dragons.

I hear Lindsay Graham died because he was checking on Mitch McConnell and climbed too far into the cremation chamber while it was active.

Starting a class action lawsuit because Marvel still owes us another Eternals movie.

He's the special kind of dead where you stop breathing, your heart doesn't beat, but you get to keep your Senate seat in Republican hands.

It's pretty funny that Doctor Strange's superhero origin story is that he was texting while driving.

The last Captain America movie has the President turn into a Red Hulk, go on a rampage across DC, and he still does way less damage to the White House and Capitol Mall than Trump has just being himself.

When you need to get a refund or something from Amazon now the first robot you deal with will check the form you filled out, decide it's above their pay grade and send you to a supervisor, who is now also a robot. And somehow this robot gets paid more than the human it replaced ever did.

When you need to get a refund or something from Amazon now the first robot you deal with will check the form you filled out, decide it's above their pay grade and send you to a supervisor, who is now also a robot. And somehow this robot gets paid more than the human it replaced ever did.

This is like removing a healthy lung in an attempt to save a necrotic foot. Microsoft has an extremely successful publishing business chained to disastrously unsuccessful hardware platform business. You could fix Xbox by simply realizing you need to stop making Xboxes.

Did the release of The Office on DVD cause a decline in birth rates over the last two decades? An AI generated paper my editor found in his spam folder explores the phenomenon.

I just think it's interesting that the same day the owner of X becomes a trillionaire, Microsoft starts looking for a person to buy Xbox.

I know my plan to execute all billionaires is controversial. I'm willing to start slow with a pilot program where we execute trillionaires, seize their wealth for the common good, and you will be able to see the benefits to this policy.

Do they come in component?

The kind of thing an arsonist says after burning down a few ophanages.

Imagine being handed the keys to a 120 billion dollar game publishing business and the only idea you have is to destroy half its value to mollycoddle about 200 of the stupidest assholes on twitter.

The only Sepiroth voice performance I care about is the person singing, "Sephiroth!" in One Winged Angel.

I like how Marvel's Wolverine for PS5 is an entire game based on that moment in X2 when Hugh Jackman impaled that guy against the fridge.

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Every once in a while I think, "I should play a Dragon Quest game." And then I look at the characters and make that noise Sideshow Bob makes after stepping on a rake.

When Trump was floating the idea of selling Gold Citizenship cards for millions all I could think was: "that would be a lot of money to spend on something some racist cop will just tear up in front of you because you are not white."

Sometime I think about how weird it is that Days Gone sold almost as much as the best selling Halo game ever, but that wasn't enough for Sony to pursue a sequel, while Microsoft is deathly afraid to stop making Halo games.

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@robzacny.bsky.social Apropos of nothing, there is a physical mute button on the DualSense controller. It's the little white line below the PS button. It lights up orange when it is muting the mic in the controller.

I'd be very concerned about the mental health of any teenage girls forced to interact with RFK Jr, as well.