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I heard Brad Pitt was playing him.

A truly deadly foe

What is the point of this post? Govt should not delve in something other than its own work.

No, it’s forever chemicals and their sidekick microplastics

Or Radon! The insidious basement monster!

As if you fucking care about the hazards of carbon monoxide, or the hazards of anything else that's a threat to the safety of consumers in the US.

It's a wonder that you remain so high in quality Despite Eveything

Susan Richards is the villain.

Fire Angel: not the hero we want, but the hero we need.

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Get their ass

Wouldn’t want to confuse it with a bat carbon monoxide detector

And his handy window props!

This is literally the US response to everything these days. Made up super heroes.

Instead of a beep, it’s just Tom Holland screaming

That’s DC Comics talk

Nope, this is the real deal and it does post legit announcements

My comment was more pithy and sarcastic than anything else. Just seems odd to have them start showing up in my feed.

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But it is worth emphasizing that it isn't optional either.

My god

I mean, Daredevil fought gasoline fumes once...

Carbon Monoxide, or a cultist that believes in blue bombers as the true gaming god?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSGX...

Not in my house it isn’t

it’s the heartbreak of psoriasis

Fireworks: the Silent Killer

Hypertension

Radon. The whole movie takes place in a basement.

Nah, that's just the pork plant across town.

wouldn't be the first spidey movie to deal w/ its ramifications!

PFAS. www.veritasium.com/videos/2025/...

Is it an airborne virus?

Statistically, you'd think at least one superhero would have succumbed to a bad furnace vent.

Check the expiration date on your carbon monoxide alarms darth

It’s the crossover between Marvel and The Fast Show we didn’t know we needed

The Invisible Hand of the market, slowly enshitifying all that is good.

It’s cheezy but this is a good thing y’all posted this. They gotta know.

Stupidity. Can't be seen but it produces observable consequences.......

😂😂😂

sure, a spider's natural enemy is the snake, so it makes sense that the natural enemy of a working class new yorker humanoid spider is a snake that is stuck in the furnace exhaust

I hope to have the opportunity to learn more from what you share.

Worse. Johnny Monoxide.

What's going on here? Has your department not yet been ransacked?

'Billionaire Tax bill'?

it's COVID

Or radon?

It's probably depression

Amazing

No it’s radon!

🤨 disappointing.

No, pretty sure it's gravity, this could be another rehash of Gwen Stacy's story.

And what's going on right now? In between ICE raids and companies moving in to build AI data centers in cactus Arizona (as opposed to pine tree Arizona), it feels like war.

What the fuck? I didn't realize this was a fucking government account. You get to pass this time for being funny, but I have my eye on you.

radon. Definitely radon

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Yes it is, U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission Person.

I laughed at this more than I should have. 😁

With great power, comes great testing responsibility of your carbon monoxide alarms

The bond markets?

no it is basement radon

Between Marvel and DC am pretty sure there at least a dozen villains based on pollution. But the only one I can think of right now is Chemo.

It is actually all the stuff that EPA once helped to protect us from.

My money’s on radon. Invisible, odorless, and hazardous as well.

Car-ar-bon, monoxide Always leaks out of things that drive Can't be seen, can't be smelled Makes your lungs feel worse than hell Look out for carbon monoxide

It's actually asbestos

Just remember to take care of yourself too

Oh god global warming???? @teamfourstar.bsky.social

it’s like a hydrogen sulfide leak

Maybe one of Trump's Trump💩

What about radon?

Radon

I must be Jesus.

Gotta be hypertension

They should have that Dimensur 5 guy on.

Everyone knows the Silent Killer is high blood pressure.

Bravo.

Heart disease

Most of the movie is spiderman going around after a hurricane moving peoples generators away from open windows

Heart Disease

Oooh, so close! The correct answer: Is it radon?

Spidey getting angry at whomever is leaving sticky notes for him all over Manhattan…