Barret Blake

Barret Blake

@barretblake.dev

I am me. Developer, speaker, manager, gamer, husband, father, blogger, model railroader, photographer, Buckeyes fan, Browns fan (sometimes) #MicrosoftMVP Columbus, Ohio, USA · linktr.ee/barretblake

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No, American broadcasters are controlled by billionaires, not governments. Billionaires never admit they were wrong.

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I've gotten a massive number of emails the last week or so with people offering to help me patch my PHP apps. It's not a problem for me. I don't use PHP. No sane person does. But since roughly 70% of all websites use PHP, it's clear most of the world is insane.

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None of us should forget this. Meta should be subjected to corporate death penalty and permanently broken up into small pieces.

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I think one of the best aspects of this story is just how *average* the cop is. This is pretty much what most cops are like. They believe they are doing a good job.

Francesca D'Annunzio@francescadnunz.bsky.social

You can read the full story here (w/ @propublica.org + @nytmag.bsky.social) www.nytimes.com/2026/10/25/m...

#Invasion S2E3 now. Of course the survivalist whackos are from Ohio. Birthplace of all the universe's best psychos. Though, at this point, doctor mom is possibly a bigger psycho

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#Invasion S2E3 now. Of course the survivalist whackos are from Ohio. Birthplace of all the universe's best psychos. Though, at this point, doctor mom is possibly a bigger psycho

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S2E4 now the British kids are gonna walk the Chunnel. The Chunnel is more than 30 miles long. And these 5 kids are gonna walk it... Riiiiigghhhtttttt

#Invasion S2E3 now. Of course the survivalist whackos are from Ohio. Birthplace of all the universe's best psychos. Though, at this point, doctor mom is possibly a bigger psycho

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#Invasion S2E3 now. Of course the survivalist whackos are from Ohio. Birthplace of all the universe's best psychos. Though, at this point, doctor mom is possibly a bigger psycho

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Small town local sheriff is a dipshit trope. This show is a literal A-Z list of sci-fi tropes. Just waiting for the time travel trope.

#Invasion S2E3 now. Of course the survivalist whackos are from Ohio. Birthplace of all the universe's best psychos. Though, at this point, doctor mom is possibly a bigger psycho

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#Invasion S2E3 now. Of course the survivalist whackos are from Ohio. Birthplace of all the universe's best psychos. Though, at this point, doctor mom is possibly a bigger psycho

On to season 2 of #Invasion. I had completely forgotten about the sheriff. Is he still alive? They seemed to skip quite a bit. Something's changed all right.

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On to season 2 of #Invasion. I had completely forgotten about the sheriff. Is he still alive? They seemed to skip quite a bit. Something's changed all right.

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On to season 2 of #Invasion. I had completely forgotten about the sheriff. Is he still alive? They seemed to skip quite a bit. Something's changed all right.

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Oh, an all new asshole to hate. Some billionaire clearly who thinks he's above the law. Well, I mean they all are. Not one billionaire ever faces justice. So, at least that's realistic

On to season 2 of #Invasion. I had completely forgotten about the sheriff. Is he still alive? They seemed to skip quite a bit. Something's changed all right.

Aliens still hate fire. At least there's that. Mitsuki is still awesome. If the aliens are still so vulnerable to fire, how is Earth losing? There's no shortage of napalm and fire based weapons in the world.

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After church today, Cheesecake Factories are gonna get swarmed by hordes of the worst-tipping customers ever assembled

My first 5 (or so) TTRPGs, in the order I played them: (I'm old, so my memory might be off) 1. Basic D&D 2. Advanced D&D, 1e 3. Star Frontiers 4. James Bond 007 5. Robotech 6. Star Trek: TRPG 7. Advanced D&D, 2e

The trending list mentions "Clocks go back an hour" and for a moment I was wondering if I missed Daylight Savings Time. But no, for the US, that's next weekend. Because we can't do anything like the rest of the world does it, for those that do it.