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His makeover takes a while 2 cans if hairspray is what it takes to make it appear that he isnt bald Which makes him flammable af They have to tuck in his neck vag Layer foundation on hands and his face The only president to wear makeup

Damn!

Priorities

So not dead.

but showing up late and making people wait for you is a power move, Aaron!

I think Aaron was just being funny: “He’s so late, even the jazz band ran out of tunes!” No, they are top level, and would know hundreds of tunes off the top of their heads. And if one didn’t know the tune, they’d hear it and know it by the end of the bridge! Someone told them to stop.

He’s probably getting briefed about the new hostilities from Iran and his mind can’t take it, so he’s distracting himself with memes.

Bummer

Clown.

He’s busy very stable geniusing somewhere

Pig

Now y'all KNOW he can not tell time.

Who was the Trump Jazz Group that taxpayers pay for this kind of public enjoyment?

Too bad! 🥶

On the pot

Damn

Damn

Dammit. Was hopeful until your last words

That Pedophile is still alive!!!! Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite FUUUUUUUCK!!!😪

I kinda like it that the group quit playing. It shows that even they think he's not worth the wait or the hoopla or the extra effort. I'm down with the band.🤘🏽

Shout "Freebird!"

No and we need to fight against that idea because they will use that like the propped up Nazi in the Star Trek episode to pretend that he is of sound mind and body. I would say we know for certain that there are other people who post things on his account

I thought an intern did that. Oh, that's only when he wants someone to blame for something posted.

The jazz group is led by Richie Havens.

I’m glad they stopped playing. It highlights his absence. He’d rather spew bile on his TS than do his job.

Priorities!

Alive? Yes. In any way considerate of others? Not on your life.

A real jazz group would improvise. Just sayin’

Are we sure? If anyone could keep posting while dead, it’s Trump. A bit like the operator in “The Night Wire” really.

The most unfit and unqualified person to ever hold the position. We can’t survive this much longer.

What kind of jazz quartet cant vamp?

Just proves exactly who and what he is: an overly entitled, rude, arrogant, narcissistic azzhole.

Awww.

If its jazz they ran out of tunes after the first 15 seconds.

I hope the Manderain myth of receiving a bell as a gift is true 🙏

30 min and they run out of tunes? What kind of shitty jazz group is it?

Shame.

Well...he know he has assistants among the living.

The jazz group that ran out of sheet music.

He doesn't give a shit. He's just there to make money for himself. fuck everything and everybody else

That's just the first set of clarinet scales!

If a jazz group finished in less than 30 mins they’re not giving enough time to solos.

But seriously, if the band was signed to play X minutes of music and they've played X minutes, they have fulfilled their contract. They should not be expected to keep playing for free. I support their decision to pack it in when time was up.

All the real jazz groups probably turned them down.

A good jazz group should have a single 30 minute tune in their repertoire.

They probably just don’t care.

Really. The drummer should just be getting warmed up.

Damn.

To be fair, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

Middle East popping off like Orville Redenbacher.

Dammit!

Shitting your pants takes time to clean up.

😂

Takes a long time for his peeps to get the medication just right so they can prop him up long enough to appear coherent.

"at least" replace with, "so disappointingly, we know he's still" etc

Arrogance when one believes others’ time is not a priority.

it’s probably not a paying gig, so why bother?

He live's in the Twilight Zone and not coming back 🤔😉

Darn

I think Jethro Tull's "Living in the Past" is more appropriate for this event.

Or they could try… bsky.app/profile/wist...

Damn it.

🤦🏻‍♀️

Did anyone ever tell him that Queen Victoria would often start sitting down wherever she was standing and a chair would always appear just in time?

They agreed to play for a certain amount of time and likely wouldn’t get paid for going into overtime. Why should they work for free?

Drat!

Damn

That's a bummer.

Oh that’s a relief.

🚽 💩

That is not him posting stuff

Jazz Odyssey!

Do you mean the jazz band or Trump's social media people?

This is a criminally underrated skeet.

Top comment on this site today.

Maybe they were playing John Cage’s 4’33”

There’s only so long you can keep swinging on One and Three.

It’s jazz. How can you even tell?

😅

After 30 minutes of playing “Strange Fruit” and “You’ve Got to be Carefully Taught”, it got too warm under their hoods.

Just when you thought you understood how inept these people were, they hire jazz musicians who can't riff.

I mean, it’s JAZZ!🤣😂🤣

Seems appropriate for them to play the Imperial March from Star Wars until he arrives. You know, to fill the time.

There are only so many ways to play YMCA

Lol!

Probably got stiffed for the original 30 minute gig.

These were the first 2 thoughts in my head when I read the post...😂😂

😂😂😂

Jazz hands is how Trump plans for the wars he starts. A lot of improv, also borrowed from jazz.

Stealy Dan

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtvG...

We have a winner. Well played...

Just go back to the top. It's not like the audience would notice a difference.

I am *extremely* slow to criticize working musicians (with no public name recognition) for taking paying gigs. And even slower to question their skill. Jobbers are often *insanely* skilled. I kind of like the idea that maybe it’s more “fuck this place; fuck these people” than “we can’t vamp”.

😂

Union, I bet.

I wonder if they are as enthusiastic as the soldiers that “marched” in his birthday parade. I can’t imagine they are thrilled with their comrades being starved in the straight.

Is that “White House” Jazz Band or “White” House Jazz Band? Have they avoided any DEI members?

"Trump's jazz band" gonna be tough to live that one down when he's gone. a niche audience I would think.

If it’s the folks I’ve seen at receptions during Biden it’s the navy band. www.navyband.navy.mil/ensembles/ce...

Did they Motherless Child for trump?

They should just play Yakety Saks until he gets there

They work for the White House itself? And he kept them on even though they worked for Biden?

Money doesn't buy class.

Damn stop teasing us

still trying to get the makeup blended and the prosthesis whatevers to stay rigid.

If you call whatever it he does "living".

That last part is a shame for sure

When you’re a star, they just wait for you…

Bummer

They're so cheap. A real jazz band would still be halfway through the first bass solo.