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youtube.comLife, the Universe, and Everything: The Seth Christenfeld 42nd (and a half) Birthday Spectacular - YouTubeSongs from Life, the Universe, and Everything: The Seth Christenfeld 42nd (and a half) Birthday Spectacular, recorded live at 54 Below on Monday, April 21st,...

9 July 2025

Replying to @sethdoesthings.com

and that's the concert. if you'd like to watch all of the songs in a row, here's a playlist. www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

My man looks like a lovable husband and father.

Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social

Leaning to a B&W version without glasses?

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

I love off-off-Broadway.

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

The lettuce is still fresh.

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

welp. I fucking loved DIGGER.

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

but it must be seen in a theatre. if you have any interest at all, see it in a theatre. don't wait for streaming.

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Rob Delaney

@robdelaney.bsky.social

Blaine is loved & revered as an amazing joke writer for a reason. This list is very special & just goes on & on. Impossibly funny.

captain bleach@blainecapatch.bsky.social

okay okay OKAY i’ll list Rolling Stone’s 500 Worst Albums 500. Moondance -- Van Morrison 499. Young Sheldon -- Radiohead 498. Turd Smokin’ -- The Turd Smoker Band 497. Well Whaddya Know 99 More Luftballoons How About That -- Nena 496. Songs to Fuck To -- Leonard Cohen

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

commit copyright infringement while being good-looking, get rewarded with a Disney gig and a residency at Lincoln Center. such is the way of the world.

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

For the first time since I started going in 1998, I'm not at the BC/EFA Flea today. I remember 2009.

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

Mallon. I admire her chutzpah.

Michael Schulman@michaelschulman.bsky.social

Someone asked me “Who’s your favorite Mary?” out of nowhere tonight, and I didn’t realize he meant my favorite star of “Oh, Mary!” (duh, Cole), so I went through all the famous Marys—Tyler Moore, J. Blige, Queen of Scots—and landed on Mary Pickford. Who’s yours?

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leon

@leyawn.bsky.social

Replying to @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com

the first caveman keyboard had four keys (O, O, G, A) until the introduction of the fifth key (B). it took another 10,000 years before we realized the second O was not necessary

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21 Sept

One week from tonight...a bunch of cool people doing A DOOR. Huzzah! (everybody is Asian except for me and @jameskballard.bsky.social.)

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

20 Sept

Appropriate for Kol Nidre, I suppose. (still having a bacon cheeseburger for lunch tomorrow)

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

20 Sept

Well, maybe in ten years' time, when the 50th anniversary rolls around, I'll get to go to a screening of TRANSFORMERS THE MOVIE where the top and bottom of the screen aren't cut off the whole way through.

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

20 Sept

The new short at the end is very pretty nonsense. Till all are one, motherfuckers.

playbill.comYankees Legend Bernie Williams Joining the Band of Buena Vista Social Club On BroadwayIt's a double hitter as Mets alum José “Candelita” Iglesias extends his own run in the musical.

18 Sept

You've heard of stunt casting, but stunt band subbing is a new one.

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

18 Sept

(Bernie is actually a very accomplished guitarist, but it's still amusing.)

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

17 Sept

Is Telecharge forcing box offices to open later so that we have to order online and pay service charges?

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

17 Sept

I went to the Barrymore to buy for HERE THERE ARE BLUEBERRIES only to find that the box office doesn't open until 10/19, which is only two weeks before first preview.

@ericcolumbus.bsky.social

17 Sept

sigh.

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Eric Columbus

15 Sept

GEFILTE PHISHING

David Schraub@schraubd.bsky.social

Just got a phishing email from someone posing as my Rabbi, so that's a fun escalation.

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

IT'S THE MUPPET SHOW THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE DOING A SHOW IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING HARD

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net

There are currently no active conversations for a full ‘MUPPET SHOW’ series revival. Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on. (Source: Deadline)

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

HALLOW

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This photo taken in a store IN Sleepy Hollow

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

GODDAMMIT IT'S NOT AN UNEXPECTED MOUNTAIN

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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

I am hungry now tho

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Elad Nehorai

@eladn.bsky.social

8 Sept

Replying to @eladn.bsky.social

I swear every day I write a sentence I never could have imagined uttering like even a day earlier.

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

9 Sept

An androgynous Spanish-speaking drag queen named Eñe Swinton

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

4 Sept

I mean, I know that cishet white guys have had a good run, but goddammit I'm alive NOW.

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

2 Sept

I'm not familiar with that show. Who wrote it?

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

2 Sept

woke up, bought Sound of Music tickets, exercised, ate lunch, played some Shadow Labyrinth, saw Coyote vs. Acme, ate dinner, did some puzzles, bought some other theatre tickets. now I'm gonna read some more of the new Colson Whitehead and go to sleep. for me, it was Tuesday.

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)@sethdoesthings.com

I turn 44 tomorrow. another year gone in which I have accomplished effectively nothing.

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

2 Sept

tomorrow (Wednesday) night, provided my anxiety lets me, I'm going in for a songwriters event where James and I are showing off a good (but not recent) song and I will probably see someone I don't really want to see for [REASONS REDACTED]. sigh. so it goes.

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Rsquared

@rsquared.bsky.social

1 Sept

Replying to @bcdreyer.social

Publishing is a scam by Big Ikea to sell more bookshelves.

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

1 Sept

KAFFE

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more and more I'm thinking I should just give up the theatre entirely. move to a small seaside town where I can be the local eccentric. stay inside and spend my days reading books and watching movies.

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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

anything I try to do to improve things in my life just makes my anxiety (which is at a baseline medium on a good day) skyrocket and then I just freeze.

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

like, I'd really like to move back out of my parents' house. but trying to find an apartment just puts me into panic mode. (also brings up some scary thoughts I'd rather not verbalize.)

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

god knows I seem to lack for any other prospects.

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

I turn 44 tomorrow. another year gone in which I have accomplished effectively nothing.

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

what's a better name for an all-female Steely Dan cover band: Steely Jan or Steely Danielle?

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

this question based on an actual conversation I had with @iaremusic.bsky.social earlier today

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27 Aug

till all are one.

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The Volatile Mermaid

@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social

26 Aug

Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.

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Garrett M. Graff

@vermontgmg.bsky.social

25 Aug

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

25 Aug

baby, if you ever wondered wondered why I cannot catch my breath it's 'cause I'm running all 'round Camp Miasma dealing with that teenage sex and death

Ken Jennings@kenjennings.bsky.social

It’s completely legal to sing “Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma” to the tune of “WKRP in Cincinnatiiiiii.” No one can stop you.

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

23 Aug

one. dozen. rejections. from BMI Librettists. beginning to suspect someone there just doesn't like me.

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

23 Aug

(this actually might be number 13! I don't have records from every year but I found a rejection last week from a year I didn't remember having applied. there was at least one year when they didn't even bother to reject me.)