The Volatile Mermaid

Who decided to call it the male loneliness epidemic instead of incelphalitus?

Bitch, your boss is friends with Elon who is undisputedly the weirdest motherfucker on the planet.

Um, I just got knocked out of first place, please help! Votes count double for the next hour photography.maxim.com/t/KG7AWP5T

Beyond disgusted by even more rape allegations against the President of the United States. "In total, more than 25 different women...have independently accused Donald Trump of rape, sexual assault, or other sexual misconduct." Report w/ new details: democrats-judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

Unbelievable loss. An amazing talent, and just a really, really good person. www.instagram.com/p/De8RFy4pyov/

Bill Maher had lunch with Donald Trump again. It’s beyond belief that someone would so willingly sit down for a meal with such a reprehensible piece of shit. But I’m sure Trump had his reasons.

Wild how I can post something about missing Obama and there are STILL people in the replies telling me bad things Obama did. Was he perfect? No. Was he a billion times better than Trump? Yes. Stop comparing apples to incoherent fascist oranges.

If Trump really wants to serve a third term he should have to run against Obama

God I miss him.

Don’t tarnish a person‘s reputation based on only one thing they did. Okay, sure, Amy Acton’s mother is a child-abusing pedophile protector. But that’s not all she is! She also kills kittens. So don’t be so quick to judge.

😳 WOMAN REPORTER: Do sexual abuse allegations mean nothing to you, sir? TRUMP: Wait. Wait! Wait wait wait. Slow down. Who are you with? REPORTER: NBC, sir. But they are very serious sex abuse allegations TRUMP: Quiet! Isn't she a fresh person? You're a horrible little reporter, aren't you?

What in the actual fuck is going on here

Weird celebrating Halloween now that there are scary masked murderers walking the streets every day.

the guy who’s single-handedly funding paxton’s campaign is Big Mad about puppet masters

Translation: I am ok with child rape

I'm not kidding, the guy simply has to be at the very least deported at the end of this. If we're doing "he's not from here" shit, he is the most not from here guy alive. He needs jail or deportation the second it's viable to do it.

Full on Nazi shit that won’t be reported on by the mainstream media.

Yeah, we know.

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I wrote about how the Meta No Kings blocking offers an urgent warning: If we're going to actually take on the billionaires (and we have to), they're going to fight back. That means we have to build a movement that can exist around them with the goal of expunging them from (controlling) our lives.

All the insanity and nonsense aside, how can there be a New America in regular America?

Yeah, I decorate my house for Halloween. All year round.

Behold: the UK/Commonwealth version of the cover of my upcoming book, "How to Build a Universe (Theoretically Speaking)"! You can pre-order this version from www.penguin.co.uk/books/458932... or from wherever you get books in the UK. Nerdy notes about the cover design to follow below.

Russia is only helping kill American soldiers a tiny bit. No biggie. They could be helping a lot more and I’d still support Putin 100%.

SCOOP: 'Tommy' from the now-viral exchange with Abdul El-Sayed is Thomas Teepell, a former staffer for Republican Senator Josh Hawley with close ties to Christian Nationalist Sean Feucht. He's the son of a former Bobby Jindal staffer whose consultant work was instrumental in getting Hawley elected.

Lincoln: “This nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom” Kennedy: “Ask not what your country can do for you” Reagan: “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!” Trump: "I examined his ass"

Democrats don’t just need to win, they need to win by margins that make Republican ratfucking ineffective and pundits‘ efforts to downplay a mandate laughable. Pour it on. Do not let up.

There should be a million headlines about this speech calling it out as flagrantly Islamophobic but of course there aren’t.

Zacharia? We hardly knew ya. I grieve the lies left untold. My column on the end of a (five-day) era: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

Katie Zacharia will be taking on the new role of backup Natalie Harp.

Still trying to understand how Napster got shut down, but Anthropic is going public and still hasn’t paid us authors yet after stealing our work.

🧵🧵🧵 The NY Times posted a 15-minute video today in which I got to tell NYT what’s wrong with its coverage. They said they saw my critical posts on Bluesky and invited me to do a video with them to air my grievances. Weird, right? I didn’t hold back. I blasted their sanewashing of MAGA extremism.

I feel like if schools were actually kidnapping children for 3 days at a time, the parents would be asking where they were when they didn’t come home on the first day.

Bro, if your doctor is doing a cognitive test every time you get a physical, there’s a reason for that, and it’s not because you keep acing them.

Yes, he’s very stupid and very evil, but it’s important to not lose sight of the fact that he’s also very gross.

My God, imagine getting laughed off the stage at a League of Women Voters event.

European politicians won't even get off X (neither will ours), but this should prompt an EU-wide attempt to expel Elon from the continent. And we need one here, too. You have to be Walter Isaacson to miss what's going on.

JD Vance: "You ask Ken Paxton a simple question and you will get a direct answer" NARRATOR: Paxton has refused to answer Qs about why he won't debate, why he went to England on July 4 w/ his mistress, why he went to Dubai with his mistress, his 15 homes, or how his net worth has increased 7,000%...

“I don’t like this guy so he’s totally gay!”Like a fucking 10-year-old in the 80’s.

We’re live-streaming an execution but banning books about slavery and the existence of gay people. God bless America.

“If they are helping Iran kill American troops, they’re only helping on a very low level.”

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You absolutely do not have to hand it to Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Don’t ask couples with no children when they’re going to start having children. Normalize asking couples with children when they’re going to stop having children.

The glaciers are still melting but the metaphorical iceberg our Titanic of a country is headed towards is definitely bigger than ever.

I’ve seen Black people across social media platforms talking about picnics at lynchings and so many white people are in our mentions insisting that the last public execution was 1936 and that lynchings were “mob murder” not state sanctioned. So confidently loud and incredibly wrong.