Kate Sometimes

Who stole the life from you? Who turned you so against you? Who was the thief, who shaved your teeth Accepting just virtue? And did he act alone? Were any more complicit? When he would sing, and offer the ring What older voice said, "kiss it"? Who? Who? Who?

Parabéns, Brasil! Acabem com essa porcaria de extremismo! #Lula #Brasilia

TWO AND FUCKING O!

Let's GOOOOO!!!!!

STOOGE.

Watching Texas campaign ads during a nationally televised football game while living in Wisconsin is weird. And the lies about James Talerico are ridiculous. MAGA's fear of this guy is palpable in these commercials.

I’m standing in line at the grocery store and I literally laughed so loudly that people stared at me!

Three outs. #Brewers

Stephen Fucking Miller as CoS. More like Stephen Fucking Miller as PoS.

Read this. LOL. She now says she misunderstood the where did you take the bar exam. "When I moved to China." She thought it was "What did you do after law school." LOL. Turns out basically everything law related listed on her CV/Linkedin is either misleading, false or even possibly a crime.

Think of it: a modestly successful game show host, Donald Trump, ruined America's world standing, bombed a school filled w/schoolchildren, destroyed the White House to build a monument to himself, ran the deficit up to unimaginable levels, and befriended world dictators who hope to destroy the US.

And now the tea really begins to spill....

I've never made a claim on my auto insurance. I sure hope they don't cancel me before I can go out and get into an accident to prove that I know I'm insured. Or something.

So what time is the next presser?

I can't wait to hear about how this is all Joe Biden's fault.

Ok, the replies in this thread are just...🔥

Rui a book by adding a word: Fifty Shades of Gray Pubes

Ruin a book by adding a word: "The Secret Syphilis Sharer"

Ruin a book title by adding a word: "It Takes a Village Idiot"

Tonight I treat myself to my first solo evening back home in the best city in the US after New York.

Ooookkkaayyyy....?

The Nobel committee announces the Peace Prize winner tomorrow at 5am ET. Who wants to get up early with me and laugh when Dear Leader completely loses his shit? I desperately hope the winner is someone he hates.

I'll take strapping a stick of dynamite to your foot and lighting the fuse for $500, Alex

I cut my abusive mother off long before social media and have never regretted it. This is bullshit. People need to form relationships built on trust & kindness, not authoritarianism & outdated social norms. More culture war trash....

It's giving Archie Bunker: "Boy the way Glenn Miller played Songs that made the hit parade. Guys like us we had it made, Those were the days. And you knew who you were then, Girls were girls and men were men, Mister we could use a man Like Herbert Hoover again....."

Barf. Just saw Dear Leader's slopaganda commercial during the Packers/Buccaneers game. What a waste of my money.

So, like, this isn't scary as fucking fuck, right? "...the Defense Department was actively conducting a “classified review of U.S. nuclear employment guidance, with the goal of increasing options available to the president” — a review launched “in light of the changing global nuclear landscape.”

If you aren't a @talkingpointsmemo.com reader, you should be. Rigorous, reliable independent journalism is real. It's available. And it's worth it.

Feminize a band name: AC/DShe

feminize a band name The Breastie Boys

Feminize a band name. Alison Chains.

Feminize a band name. Boob Fighters

It tastes like I’m home!

Dear Brian Gutekunst: Fire Matt LeFleur. Cordially, Me

So this is the new MAGA strategy: ban the media you don't like.

So I guess I'm not a Bucks fan even though I'm back home in Wisconsin. The Uihlein family is toxic AF.

I am now registered to vote in Wisconsin!

I honestly don’t understand how I didn’t know about Fleet Foxes long before this last month.

WOW! This is not a side of myself I ever saw.

If this is how they're going to handle being ignored by the media, I say make the boycott permanent. Dear Leader's word salad and hot takes from a website no one visits except to monitor it for new corruption is a perfect venue.

It's about damned time.

Please help me #lufc family. I am willing to bleed for this club. #leedsunited #mot #alaw www.tiktok.com/t/ZTUKqwYEb/

I am taking my Leeds United quest to the next level. I will get the crest tattooed on my body if I can get inside the supporters section for the next game. Please help me!!! #mot #alaw www.tiktok.com/t/ZTUKDg7Ym/