CodeMonkey

My dogs think I'm a dog. My cats think I'm a cat. My wife thinks I'm a child. I contain multitudes.

Sorry ladies, he's taken

Octopus is the easiest thing to cut out of your diet on moral grounds because it’s basically never around, probably has dreams and emotions and tastes like a tire.

The moral is, if you’re appointed Ambassador to Greece as an unqualified nepo hire, don’t try to do bonus grifts. The grift is being Ambassador to Greece. You are being paid to hang out in Greece for 4 years. Grift accomplished

I'm all set for when Trump randomly declares war on weather forecasts.

Holy shit.

Let me guess, Trump thought ATC was calling his plane fat and threw a tantrum

listen everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it

"Look, honey: a new shibboleth just dropped"

Woman accuses Idaho drag performer of exposing himself, uploads edited version of his act blurring out what she claims are his private parts. After he sues her for defamation, her appellate filings misstate and hallucinate Idaho law. Idaho Supreme Court upholds $1.1 million verdict in his favor.

the game between South Alabama and Kentucky shows up abbreviated as a War of 1812 rematch

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

Raskin made a holy shit observation on MS Now this afternoon: Since taking office, Trump has made a million dollars per hour for himself. Every hour, he has made more than twice the president’s annual salary.

imo this (extremely basic and obvious, I thought) passage I wrote more than a year ago holds up quite a lot better than most of the 3-D chess political punditry we've seen since www.findinggravity.net/donald-trump...

Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!

I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

this Kraft dude most of us had never heard of 24 hours ago is a real contender for the new Streisand Effect world champion

Future generations will associate the 2020s with "AI slop" in the same way that the 1980s was all neon green leg warmers and cocaine

yeah so we need to talk about how "screentime is bad for kids" is not really true, but "short form video on algorithm-based platforms is bad for everyone" IS true

Honestly, "big-name studios can't agree on the premise of the Muppet Show" sounds like the premise of the Muppet Show

There are already articles circulating trying to rewrite history and say America was great after 9/11 and united and thoughtful and just a reminder that that period was marked by intense and insanely racist hatred, paranoia, and a frothing desire for unhinged violence and oppression.

TIL: A recording of Tim Curry as Mozart in Amadeus exists, but the only way to watch it is to go to the New York Public Library in person. I sort of love this.

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Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).

I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign

roses are red, roses are blue, depending on their velocity relative to you

It's both useful and shocking that we discarded the Turing Test without much further consideration of what it meant. Useful because it stopped being a useful interrogation of the agents capabilities, but shocking in how blasé we've been about hurdling over it

Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.

🎵 I want to flyyy like a beagle 'til I'm free 🎶

odysseus when there's a bunch of sexy gremlins singing on the wing of the plane

I am having a particularly frustrating week, so here’s one of the best things I’ve ever done. The eruption of Sarychev Peak in the Aleutian Islands, seen by the crew of the space station. www.nasa.gov/image-articl...

he got him. he finally fucking got him

Same energy

what if Canada just declared this America's flag, and started using it on their literature and websites

Happy Skynet day to all those who celebrate

Orphan farm boy meets family friend, becomes radicalized by anti-government extremists

"Milo got arrested!" "That's good!" "By an unaccountable secret police force" "That's bad" "He supported them, though, so there's delicious irony at play." "That's good!" "But they came for him because fascist power has reached a point where petty infighting can lead to arrests" "That's bad"

I've somehow memorized the names of the PM of Canada and Premier of Ontario but still have to look up my own rep and senators