Christian Mogensen

A Republican is going to vote in 24 days. Will you?

Okay, but who's the SECOND person you want to shit himself to death on live TV?

This isn't what I meant when I said "the hotel guy from Home Alone 2".

In an interview one of the archaeologists said that they were "99% sure that this wouldn't unleash a deadly curse on all of mankind. Certainly, almost, not triggering ragnarok."

News from Fort Bragg in Fayetteville, NC, @joejerome.com has informed us that the Joint Chiefs of Staff and Secretary of Defense Nimziki are recommending a full nuclear counterattack on the alien force.

My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com

The World’s Most Terrible Isekai: you wake up in the body of Donald Trump, and nobody will tell you the truth about anything bc they’re afraid of you, so you have no idea if your new body is about to keel over. And you have to deal with all the shitheads he’s surrounded himself with. And..>

In the better timeline, we've had another muppets remake of a classic movie every five years or so, and they're all classics. People fight over which is best: Muppet Count of Monte Cristo, with Kermit as Edmond Dantes and Eddie Redmayne as Albert, or Muppet Moby Dick, with Ian McShane as Ahab.

Dune Cat Budget Version

In retrospect the time when he was merely threatening to end NATO to annex Greenland was a sort of golden age of rational foreign policy.

TODAY IS THE DAY WE CELEBRATE THESE ISLANDS

lmao the eurovision mascot is so ugly I literally screamed at this reveal

If you live in the US and you feel like your head has been spinning, this is why. Typically, autocratizing countries take a decade to make the kind of decline we've seen here in the past year, according to V-Dem.

Daily sketch 🪾🌸🏚🥷🐈‍⬛️ Can you spot the cat ? Also, I just reached 5k followers here. I’ll post a small celebration + print giveaway later today. Keep an eye out 👀 #art #artsky #ink #sketch

Decided to debug on a Monday, now I've aged five years, walked on the moon, and solved world peace. Still can't find the source of that blasted error.

"All of the people I love hate this stuff, and all the people I hate love it." www.nytimes.com/2026/02/18/o...

I don't think I've ever felt more seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5Ym...

The Atlantic Magazine just dropped a tremendous story on the Minnesota Resistance. The author is a war correspondent & sees the echoes of leaderless community empowerment around the globe: www.theatlantic.com/politics/202... (supposed to be a gift link, might not work, it’s in Apple News, too.)

Appears that the most recent negotiated EU-US trade deal is dead, with Renew Europe and EPP party leadership rejecting the deal in light of Trump’s recent threats.

More than 200,000 Danish citizens have signed a petition to buy California as a response to Trump’s attempt to take Greenland. They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”

For @msnownews.bsky.social, I wrote an article about how ICE Watch is grounded in sociological theories of violence prevention. The reality is that most men will only commit public violence in extremely specific scenarios and ICE Watch disrupts the conditions necessary for escalation.

Presumably we have to annex Eastern Canada and Greenland because that's the only way to reach Europe.

One of my favorite bits from Aldous Huxley, a good refresher at the opening of a new year

"christmas is in 5 days" don't say that. why say that? that's the fakest shit i ever heard

die-hard | adjective | strongly or fanatically determined or devoted Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie

One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

Herdling is OUT NOW! We’re stoked to finally invite you on this journey 🐐🦬🐏⛰️ Get the game now on Steam, Epic Game Store, PlayStation 5, Nintendo Switch, Xbox Series X|S or Game Pass, links below! We’ll give away 5 Steam keys among everyone who reposts this 🎉🎉🎉

Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”

[peterme's YouTube picks] Treat yourself to some of the best 5 and a half minutes of media you'll watch today. youtu.be/X1beEuBV7M0?... At every stage I never quite knew what to expect.

This is one of my favorite paintings, from any painter, ever. Not only is she crushing Mein Kampf, but the arc of her rivet gun's cable also evokes a serpent being crushed under her heel - even while the rivet gun herself is laid on her apron like Christ on the lap of the Virgin Mary.

My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.

The spacecrafts have seemingly come to a halt over the White House and the Empire State Building, but there have been no other actions or attempts to communicate with or from the alien ships.

86 fucking years old.

Happy Towel Day, you hoopy froods! 🙂 On 25 May we carry our towels in honour of the brilliant Douglas Adams. Please post your pictures in the comments ❤ P.S. To find out details and where you can attend celebrations, check towelday.org

You want to start urban terrorism? Because that's how you start an urban terrorist campaign against MAGA targets.

💯 My take: dette er noe av det mest tullete staten har funnet på. Som man kan se av den teoretiske øvelsen: hvis vi dropper helseplattformen er det noe vi kan redde fra denne «investeringen»?

"...it’s only a matter of time until DOGE’s meddling inadvertently triggers a catastrophic failure of Bureau of the Fiscal Service systems," writes @lizthegrey.com in an op-ed for @thebulletin.org. thebulletin.org/2025/02/why-...

Moving on from twitter.