Xander Grzywinski 🐀

I have a modest proposal to address the Bluesky toxicity crisis. First, we find a big boat. Second? We get it stuck in a canal.

Hey Minneapolis come to the Bad Moves show for an ass kicking

Making @xander.wtf get a grape ape in Minneapolis and he is sipping it.

Hell yeah new Laura Stevenson record incoming finally some good news and a thing to look forward to!!!!

Do you think the conclave binged The Bear and just said fuck it

eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same

It’s never too late for you

no company, same team. #kubernetes #fluxcd #cncf

Another one in the books! Kubernetes v1.33: Octarine is live. Congratulations to the release team! kubernetes.io/blog/2025/04...

condolences to anyone in the United States who will suffer from harsh tariffs imposed by the United States. We believe that the United States will one day be held accountable for the suffering it is inflicting on the United States

Today I’m glad my entire 401k is invested in turnips

Fun session with @kat.lol, @lookitup.baby, @xander.wtf, and Marly Salazar eating progressively hotter wings! #KubeCon

& of course the fabulous and just as regretful host… “is this really what cloud native means?”

The faces of regret at The Hot Wings challenge contestants at #kubecon @lookitup.baby @jeefy.dev @kat.lol sched.co/1txH0

"are you in a band btw?" yes london, i am

This is Wesley. He wants to know if you will accept this rose. Because he grabbed it thinking it was a stick, and now doesn't want it anymore. 12/10

Interview prepping for the first time in years and I think maybe my favorite LeetCode problem is wrapping a binary tree around my throat until I choke.

Who did this?!?😭😭😭💀

Oh man could you imagine if Sam Richardson and Tim Robinson had some sort of ad agency

Let the rats inherit the earth

@effinbirds.com speaks for us all.

Me and @xander.wtf on Tuesday

RIP to count orlok, you would have loved lana del rey

New year! 2024 was one of the toughest years of my life. I had fun with the worst mental health episodes I’ve ever experienced. I left a job I liked only to be laid off. I spent a lot of the last year not wanting to be here, but I am, and I’m gonna make this next one better.

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Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Potter: Where's my sponge on a stick? I need to get this water out of the bottom or the clay won't dry.

Stephen is more considerate than me. If you’re in a conference group chat with me, you’re just going to not hear from me for a while.

okay everyone act chill & normal, our crushes are starting to join bluesky. let’s not fuck this up

fuck "echo chamber" it's called "having a community" don't listen to the haters, they want to keep us unhappy and exhausted

Now that I’ve been laid off from computers this feels like a great opportunity to become professionally insufferable about something else. Like I could hang out under the Ballard bridge and ask passing boats shitty movie trivia. Professionally.

Progress pics 🏺✨

I open my Bluesky feed and it is full of really cool people saying really smart things and being really passionate about really interesting stuff. I like this version of social media, and the world. Thanks, folks.

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

i have the privilege of being the program chair for 2025's @cncf.bsky.social maintainer summit, where all graduated/incubating project contributors can come together at kubecon/cloudnativecon EU in london 🤝 our first wave CFP closes soon, and getting a talk accepted gets you a ticket to kubecon!

This sucks ☹️ Pour one out for bare metal www.datacenterdynamics.com/en/news/equi...

If you're around at #KubeCon today, @reylejano.bsky.social , @coffeeartgirl.bsky.social , @xander.wtf , and I will be talking about how SIG Docs navigates cross SIG collaboration at 4.30 PM MST. We'd 💚 for you to join us! 🔗: sched.co/1hox8

Two of my favorites: @jeremyrickard.com and @xander.wtf