Effin' Birds

One of the best fuckin social media accounts.

Let your glassware do the talking. eatf.art/glass

Plan some shit in 2027. effinbirds.com/books

It not too early to start Christmas shopping. I just ordered one of these beauties.

Effin’ Birds Playing Cards: a great way to disrupt game night. effinbirds.com/books

I worked as a Santa Claus photographer in the worst mall in Mississauga, Ontario, Canada from 1988 to 1995. Here’s proof.

2027 Effin’ Birds calendars. Three great formats. In bookstores everywhere right now. effinbirds.com/books

Effin’ Birds: 100 Postcards, in good bookstores everywhere. eatf.art

it pisses me off that every website checks if i am a robot. i bet you're a robot! suck my dick!

GET ON THIS NOW! HURRY UP! These are excellent shirts with a wiiiiiide variety of decorations ranging from Slightly to Extremely Rude, and I gotta tell ya that the customer service at Threadless is FANTASTIC. Cheryl & I have now grabbed a total of 6 of these beauties; go thou and do likewise!

Effin’ Birds tees for $13.95 ends this afternoon! eatf.art/tees

Send someone an @effinbirds.com postcard. If you don't get arrested it'll be a great gesture.

Effin’ Birds: 100 Postcards. Available now at every good bookstore. eatf.art

Because everyone needs shirts (and other things) appropriate to these fuckass times.

Don't be the kind of turnip that misses the $13.95 Effin’ Birds shirt sale. eatf.art/tees Ends Wednesday!

I didn't realize, but I apparently have a habit of wearing my @effinbirds.com shirts to the doctor's office. So much so that they have formally asked me to stop (and also where I get them).

Classic Effin’ Birds tees are $13.95 until Wednesday! eatf.art/tees

I haven't lived in a home with this Beistle Halloween skeleton since I was a kid. Even though it's a new purchase, it feels like an old friend I haven't seen in 40 years.

Dropped by the shit show on Queens Street West. Got some duckies from @effinbirds.com. Hell yeah