kat cosgrove

kat cosgrove

@kat.lol

village sorcerer @villagesql.com local bigfoot enthusiast kubernetes steering committee, release team subproject lead, sig docs tech lead, uwubernetes, colorado springs via memphis she/they

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kat cosgrove
@kat.lol

If you're a Kubecon sponsor and you send me a cold "saw you're speaking!" email with a pitch and an ask to come check out your product at your booth, btw I rat you out to the Sponsors and Speakers helpdesks every time. Fuckin quit doing that, sponsor comms are opt-in and you know it

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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒
@eugenevinitsky.bsky.social

The problem for cybersecurity enjoyers is that there hasn’t been enough incidents to achieve the regularity and excitement of say, watching sports. Finally, with AI we have solved this

kat cosgrove
@kat.lol

If your response to this vulnerability is "just don't use PHP lol" I have to assume that you know zero about web development and the web outside of a modern bespoke, FAANG, React/Angular, static site generator type of way and you should probably sit this one out 'cause you look a little dumb

kat cosgrove
@kat.lol

I do not like Chainguard. You cannot get me to say a single positive thing about them as a company. Leaking a critical vulnerability in violation of an embargo is outrageous behavior even for them and they absolutely know better.

kat cosgrove
@kat.lol

Maybe nepotism is fine in the case of David Cronenberg's kids. Caitlin and Brandon are both weird little freaks making weird little freak art of their own and it's all good

kat cosgrove
@kat.lol

I think they both would have succeeded without their dad's connections, is what I'm really trying to say here. But I'm glad they had their dad's connections so their weird early ideas are available to us

kat cosgrove
@kat.lol

Nobody in cinema calls a woman a bitch as effectively as Robert Englund playing Freddy Krueger "Welcome to primetime, bitch!" I couldn't even be mad. Might honestly be honored

kat cosgrove
@kat.lol

You see, it's because there ain't no smoggy smoke on Rocky Top, and there ain't no telephone bills.

kat cosgrove
@kat.lol

I've finished the new East of Eden and decided that I'm going to judge people morally based on whether or not they're pissed off about the changes to Cathy

kat cosgrove
@kat.lol

Sometimes complaining to GitHub works! Org owners can now prevent even users with their own Copilot license from summoning it in your repos. Thanks @cassidoo.co for putting me in touch with someone! github.blog/changelog/20...

github.blogCopilot code review: New organization billing options and controls - GitHub ChangelogThis release adds new billing and license controls for Copilot code review admins: Billing: Organization owners can bill Copilot code reviews from members with a Copilot license to the organization’s…
kat cosgrove
@kat.lol

Y'all ngl I didn't know character.ai was a real company with investors and employees. I thought it was one guy's low-effort side project to filch money off people who are too weak of mind to just read Ao3 like the rest of us

kat cosgrove
@kat.lol

Like you mean to tell me that Somehow Shittier Wattpad was blowing $14m per month on compute? Dude you can get a teenager who speaks English as their third language to write you the most heart-wrenching smut imaginable for free on Ao3

kat cosgrove
@kat.lol

The difference in reactions to the cancellation of Grace Hopper Conference from men who want to appear to be allies vs women with experience who have attended it is hilarious

kat cosgrove
@kat.lol

Normally I like freaking myself out by reading NTSB reports on planes, but today on the way to Prague I'm reading Biological War: A Scenario by Annie Jacobsen

kat cosgrove
@kat.lol

One, two, Freddy's coming for you Three, four, better lock your door Five, six, grab a crucifix Seven, eight, gonna stay up late Nine, ten, never sleep again

kat cosgrove
@kat.lol

There is a sandwich shop in town that I want to try but never do because their entire menu is weed puns so I can't tell if the sandwich is gonna get me high and I don't want to seem like a prude for asking

kat cosgrove
@kat.lol

My vet is having a halloween costume contest for pets. Time to make these cats work for a living

kat cosgrove
@kat.lol

I was harassed and assaulted by two of your industry faves at work. Both are still successful and well-liked. One happened in a room full of people; nobody stopped him or helped me. The other threatened victims into silence. You might not be one of the 7, but you're at least friends with the 57.

kat cosgrove
@kat.lol

This is why I don't have any tolerance for "not all men" type comments. You absolutely know women who have been assaulted whether she tells you that or not, but most men would insist that none of their friends would do that or allow that to happen.

kat cosgrove
@kat.lol

in case you were wondering what the youths are up to on tiktok these days, they're shipping hellen keller x bob the builder. just got an edit to dirty little secret by all-american rejects

kat cosgrove
@kat.lol

Somebody please get airport security to the ORD T5 sky club. They put sugar in their cornbread

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Medium Dave Lillywhite
@cursed.monster

You have my attention

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Robert Eggers is set to direct a new film adaptation of ‘ROMEO AND JULIET’. The film will feature the actors speaking in Olde English. (Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)

kat cosgrove
@kat.lol

Somebody bit a cop at a heated city council meeting about putting in a data center near my house. It wasn't me but damn I support that energy

kat cosgrove
@kat.lol

A cool thing about having a pet shrimp is sometimes it'll molt and you'll have a heart attack because you briefly think it's dead