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“My Catholic Latina opponent wants to impose Sharia Law” is a hilariously desperate closing message. thehill.com/homenews/617...

Genuinely I don't know that it comes across to people who haven't been here to watch how almost unbelievable this was, just people taking something that looked impossible and dragging it kicking and screaming all the way to inevitability.

Everyone thought Lula was cooked, hopeless. Then he bought a phone and started posting and now he's gonna get a 4th term. The lesson is to never stop posting.

It's really important to pay attention to the fact that Lula beat the fascist candidate not by compromising and trying to meet fascist voters in the middle, but by sticking to his guns, promising prosecutions for election interference, and mobilising his own voters to turn out in greater numbers.

Congrats to Lula on overcoming Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump to defeat Hospital Pervert Jr., even as his opposition literally blocked off roads and turned off bus service during election day. Fascists are scary but they are always, 100% of the time, ultimately gigantic fucking losers.

"And then the nurse puts a spoon in the applesauce and brings it up -- and here's what confuses most people -- she says it's an airplane. An airplane! And she tells you to open up the hangar, but what they don't tell you is your mouth is the hangar. But I knew! And I opened my mouth like a big boy!"

With the election looming, the GOP is calling in the big guns. Which means having a megachurch freak named Timmy dispatch an army of walleyed 23yo home-school casualties with YouTube diction to opposing candidates' rallies, where they will demand those candidates reject and denounce the WNBA.

Marilyn Manchin Now Going Door-To-Door Trying to Shock People

Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351/

theonion.com/man-who-drin...

The owner of X is a Russian asset who regularly amplifies Kremlin propaganda. Here’s why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem.

The immutable, unnamed American law of The Dumbest Thing That Can Happen Will Happen dictates that the Democrats will win the House handily, as projected, and take the Senate 51-49, making John Fetterman the most powerful flesh husk in America for the next 24 months.

"Nobody goes to prison for flying a flag. But for the people who held power, the reckoning has to be real, and it has to be tiered, because a reckoning that treats everyone the same punishes no one."

Great piece from @motherjones.com going beyond the headlines to share firsthand accounts of those harmed by Trump's merciless and sadistic immigration policy and the brave people trying to stop it.

peter thiel is another one of those guys who we are supposed to think is brilliant but every time he opens his mouth my first thought is “this guy sounds like an idiot”

congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable

The Onion has created a machine that will kill everyone on Earth that is coincidentally running out of money and the only way to slow it down is if my staff and I take a six-week vacation to Cabo San Lucas.

this shit sucks and it’s stupid. people respect candidates who stand on business.

Obviously this is a hilarious and obvious lie but it's instructive in that Trump knows he's supposed to care about this thing, and manifestly does not and cannot care about it, and so he has to put himself into the story just to make it something he can talk about. He almost died that day!

i'm prepared to raise the alarm. this is now a certified Woke 2 Incident

2:05 pm 2:21 pm @atrupar.com

This is going to completely screw up the lyrics to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

/rolling my eyes and stomping around like Paul Rudd in Wet Hot American Summer "Sorry I said the lying sexual assault troop shithead was 'the final and long overdue reckoning for Smoothgroin Liberalism' on X dot com."

In case it wasn’t clear, I think there are a lot of mistakes and beliefs that people can change and — with effort and good faith — try to make right. Rape is not one of those. You cannot rehabilitate a rapist. There is no room for rapists in our movement.

I have never seen a team lose their good vibes as fast as the Knicks have.

"CBS is assenting to its own diminishment." "The biggest loss is to core America values, including the right to speak freely, even in brutally mocking terms, about those in power..." www.nytimes.com/2026/05/16/o...

How it’s going How it’s going to go

Happy birthday to John Brown, who knew exactly how to handle the south’s “Peculiar Institution”

WE MADE AN AD!

Interesting to see which journalist types are out here talking about the WHCD attendees' trauma tonight but haven't said anything about the huge recent spike in journalists actually being killed while doing their job! Telling, maybe!

everyone's reaction here is kinda just like checking their watch during the 3rd act of a poorly paced movie

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

A+ headline. defector.com/president-ex...

Here a grandmother is forced to do a gig job with no job security because she can’t afford to retire? What are we celebrating here?

Microplastics > Lead

A week of epic fail for Peter Thiel's fake Appalachian messenger boy

The four humans who have traveled the furthest from Earth. (Via NASA.)