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Tldr

Any one of you who still thinks there is a single bit of difference between this place and X is in for a rude, rude awakening

I maintain several Wordpress sites for several organizations and this coulda been my out

Every city above a certain size should have a night mayor as well as a day mayor, it's ok if the two mayors do not see eye to eye, that just adds to the excitement

Most of my life they've wheeled out a series of chamber of commerce ass empty suits or lawyer troops that start every speech by apologizing for being a Democrat to to the zero Republican voters who are listening and already think they're Trotsky.

im thinking about buying a physical product i wear on my face and allow to connect to the internet from the election manipulation and foreign genocide enablement company

If it was an echo chamber I wouldn’t get so angry when I read the replies to any serious post

Sour fentanyl cc @jessefarrar.com

they should make an alcohol-free beer that gets you drunk

Drink the water outta your toilet, you George Costanza looking motherfucker

poopoop is when you poop twice at the same time

Aside from the tuna can mac these look fire to me

Mrs. Stupid

however the election shakes out, a minor lesson of 2026 is that maine is basically an alien planet where everyone is a grumpy old salt retiree at birth and we should consider giving them to canada as an apology and goodwill gesture for what we did to the Expos

Guy who committed seppuku because someone said he dressed like diddy kong

awoke this morning with a Vision

Didi Conn

over the next few years you are going to see kids posting infinite variations of “millennials always wait until the end of the transaction to scan their card 🙄” and it is your sacred duty to not let that turn you into a turbochud

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Where the FUCK is NCIS: New Orleans

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His Dr. Katz appearance has haunted me for 30 years youtu.be/Ctjkmx6GHmA

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it's fall, which means it's time for seasonal pumpkin spice diaper cream 🥰🍂

RIP to racing superstar Jeff Gordon, who passed away after a severe case of morning wood

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming https://theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nefarious-plot-to-undergo-years-of-m-1850433563/

Leftists refused to vote because Weird Al is a coward who won’t take on Roman Reigns

Just wait til antipresident Gavin Newsome nominates Tim Pool as Chief Justice of the People’s Court

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It takes 4 flushes in a row to get what you want and each time you do Lake Mead lowers a foot

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"if" is a dodge that gets invested partisans very angry. the right sees it as weak and a threat to cis girls, while the left knows that there is no evidence that it endangers safety or fairness so it's a caveat without meaning that cedes the framing. it appeals only to other politicians and pundits.

Who fucking gives a shit!!

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Hey man they’re putting our carcasses in a big industrial drum and doing a sort of vibrating boil wash to get the last usable bits of meat off us tonight if you wanna come thru

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