Spilly

Me when I’m in charge of Pitt Football scheduling

There goes Mr Asshole, there goes Mr Bitch

Fly the pierogi at half-mast

There’s nothing Bo loves more than Yards After Catch

Bo trotting into the end zone from 60 yards away lmao

Oh god the Arizona third down announcement is supremely annoying

After watching inept quarterback play on Saturday, now it’s time for Bo Nix

There’s sickos, and then there’s watching the entirety of this:

Pitt getting a safety in this game is objectively hilarious

Lollllll watching the replay people be like “hey it’s good and here’s why” and the ref be like “lol nope”

Pitt just tried on onside to open the second half down 31-7 NEVER SURRENDER

I’ve been here before

I’m glad we at least got the one good pity drive to not be shut out

I won’t think the thing.

The extent to which Pitt's season just straight-up ended when the QB got hurt is making me 🙁🙁

But hey, this just means I can get my weekend chores done faster

Pitt with a masterclass in “things you absolutely cannot do against a good team”

Time to see if Pitt can do the funniest thing.

Rule #1 - Don’t talk about the superweapon.

I know this is a book series etc, but man, without context this is extremely foreboding

It’s fine to snap spaghetti in half when you boil it

"Why would I deceive you?"

yes

I have been asked more than once if I have seen the Horse Girls at games (I have not)

Struggling to engage with the concept of “father and son Republican operatives Timmy and Tommy Teepell.” Come on man can even one thing be like 5% less stupid

I need the story behind the Spanish protester with the ACAB tattoo and cutoff Buffalo Sabres shirt

Getting people to blow up their houses and replace them with data centers

The "Pitt Superweapon Upsets Machine" meme had been building for a while, but in 2017, "5-7 Pitt 24, #2 Miami 14" in 2017 was when it became locked in. Everyone just knew Pitt was gonna win for no reason

You will often see Penn state fans with stickers or magnets on their cars that say “409” - this is a reference to how many years its been since the team has won a game

oh no

I love how hysterical a goalie waddling in only half his gear is

I’m holding a cat in bed and not watching pitt

as always I love Pitt but Pitt makes me hate myself

I slept through the first half of the pitt game and it sounds like I made the right choice

Time for day two of downtown sports

7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats

The world’s most obnoxious Seahawks fan was behind me and seeing them scurry away after the amount of provoking of the home crowd was satisfying

The Broncos run a flag across the field that says “Altitude Sickness” and I hope Jacksonville has one that says “uncomfortable humidity”