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The Vice President is overseas campaigning for a dictator, because I guess there’s nothing going on here that warrants his attention.

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

Marco Rubio, June 2012.

Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

One thing that comes through awfully clearly in these ICE videos is how many of these goons gravitated toward the job because being able to assault people with impunity is a big thrill for them.

portland update: this just crossed the street in front of me holding a bright yellow sign that said WELCOME TO HELL

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

the hysteria has gone off the rails so far that the average american thinks 1 in 5 people are transgender. pure absolute insanity that is driving the current lavender scare

This story is not getting the attention it deserves in fact it should be so shocking that it took over the CK story at this point. However, you would be hard pressed to find more than a couple people who even know what happened

one of the clearest signs you're dealing with a strong and principled political movement is when they want to make it illegal to make fun of them

remember a couple weeks ago when he said he had a falling out with epstein after he stole an underage girl from his massage parlor?

Shreveport, LA, the largest city in Speaker Mike Johnson's district, has a murder rate more than twice Chicago's, and a crime rate considerably higher than both the state and national average. And Johnson isn't calling for the military to invade it. One of many ways we know this isn't about crime.

Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.

Bees

furious not that yglesias is so stupid but that he's paid so much money to be stupid. I could be stupid for money. I could be so stupid

Nirvana's Nevermind cover but the baby is Baby Sinclair from the 90s sitcom Dinosaurs As requested by Morgan

Sick of everything being Orwellian or Kafkaesque. I demand more Scarrylous situations, where animals drive vehicles and run small businesses.

Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless

“I asked grok” “I asked chat gpt” I asked my three year old and he said the floor is lava

i am simply asking the press to cover the government sending masked thugs to rip people from their crying children and shipping them to a foreign concentration camp with the same ferocity they cover a trans kid playing jv tennis in sheboygan

It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence. They are in charge.

DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT. CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open. DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open. CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are. DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

if two of history’s all time whiniest babies can’t get along then what hope is there for the rest of us

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

This paragraph is something else. By "personal costs," they appear to be highlighting Elon Musk's emotional journey and not the personal costs to the tens of thousands of people whose lives DOGE has cruelly upended. And DOGE has "produced results," albeit entirely predictable and terrible ones.

Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.

AI: what if everything was shitty but convenient in the manner of a gas station hot dog?

men will literally dismantle the federal government instead of going to therapy

I always think of this when someone says they do everything with AI now