warms

People used to get online famous by saying like, “Uhh yeah, I love making my HOT BEAN JUICE every single morning!!!” But now you have to say like, the Monopoly Man fucked my ass

BREAKING: The mayor is ballin big time

Recent discs

He calibrated the surround sound system by playing Beetlejuice and fast forwarding to the dinner scene. “I need the dinner scene”

"Alright if I hit my vape in here" go ahead you wretched, stinking hog.

a lot of women owe me an apology

dead wife jokes banned in the house due to current events

was just reminded of this

Guillermo Del Toro dropping another one liner that’s exactly how I feel about AI slop, the “punishment” is built in

you can use the CA bug to make your boring smart TV way more interesting

this whole thing smacks of gender www.theverge.com/policy/10146...

new orleans

Society if we eradicated the Bluetooth Hands-Free profile

This is genuinely the first car design I have seen in about five years that actually made me feel happier to see it

Toshiko Hishida, A Glass, 1997 Silkscreen

The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory

Air to Ground Message: DUDE I GOT THAT NEW POD RACER GAME Area: Cleveland, OH, USA A: #ae156408977 F: #fc058a34850

just like great great great grandma used to...

Ils étaient mi-cerf mi-escargot, et re mi-cerf derrière

Guy who uses the auto-DJ thing that tries to add transitions between songs on your phone: My free time? Mostly serial killing, I guess

anbernicGPT generate me actually beating a game on my handheld and not just posting the pokemon emerald title screen on top and family guy playing on the bottom

long time no see

this is my vent art

taiko 🐟

Kinktober Day 9: Orgasm Denial

looked up mine and this is killing me lmao

got into it with this guy myself

(stripper loves me voice) Bro, I think the waitress is obsessed with feeding me

>see a genre of post that is quoting some music video made with AI. >caption will be something like "we are so cooked." >click on the music video out of morbid curiosity >always Gracie Abrams or Rebecca Black-style Pop >unphased. of course machine can replicate output of soulless humans

Insidious covert spread of Poptimism made everyone think overcaptilized bullshit made without personality is equivalent to actual good art. If you have the guts to actually have discerning taste, then the machine can never reproduce what is valuable to you about art.

Spider's nest tw:arachnophobia

Oh yeah and I found this photo at the same time from a few weeks ago. I made a degausser by wiring up a curled up extension cord and ran hot through hot + neutral (into a toaster oven) so the magnetic fields would combine instead of cancel out. It worked incredibly well; the entire cable vibrated

what part of an economic bubble is "trying to curry favor with the Pope to make it Catholic doctrine that my product has a soul"

new genre of spam account just dropped

i just wanna let all the oldheads and unc homeowners know that when yall do that shit where you're out in your front yard and i walk past on the street and you say "good morning!" to me even though we have no idea who the fuck eachother is, that shit rules, keep it up, thank you

Unbelievable! 😲😱

Having an HVAC guy come out to fix something and seeing a viral LinkedIn post later like, “Today I visited a client with total shit for brains. Bad house. Weird dog. Ugly. And it made me realize that in business, you have to put your feelings aside. Nothing is worse than an ugly dog of the mind.”

We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻