walking mirage

You can prevent tooth decay reliably by going to bed with a mouthful of tomato sauce. It's acidic, so bacteria can't grow in it. Don't swallow it, though, or it won't work

i haven't seen a ford probe in a while

THE QWEN3-8B BARACK OBAMA NEURON

scared scared scared

the ultimate lawman would be made of nothing but unending flaps of loose diseased flesh

#alloart ❤️💙

Some Lula supporters apparently shouted his name out their window when it was announced he won and a cop pointed his gun at him and they took what is possibly the greatest image of a cop ever taken, like genuinely this would go hard as a cover for a Rage album its so poetic.

weird thing i have tried to describe before where LLM mistakes are simply inhuman. like they are entire types of mistakes that were unfathomable previously, literally could not have been made because the specific mix of competence and stupidity necessary was impossible

Well. Got laid off, position terminated this Saturday. I need some time to remake my resume and everything but if anyone is looking for a Front-End engineer with 12yrs of exp in the Bay Area/Remote U.S. Ping me.

I'm genuinely not sure why people are freaking out over this. * this only affects servers with >1000 members who have opted into discoverability * server admins can turn it off per channel or serverwide * users can turn it off for themselves

hairstyle inspo

wolf

taking a peek

rushing to work without realizing there’s still 𝖽̶𝖾̶𝖾̶𝗋̶licious jam on my face from breakfast

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atop everything else my card got skimmed. wheeeeee at least my credit card has a tiny bit of room on it

once again my torus-shaped uncle Lime Gem is texting me about the maximum dream you can have. i already know it's the dream of material unbinding. ive known that all my life and hes told me before anyway. maybe he should dream the dream of saying things only once. or undream the dream of nephews

this thing you call "chocolate chip cookie dough" is threatening my precious ascetic lifestyle.

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it really sucks to perform maintenance on Proto Man because everything inside his chassis is stained with cigarette smoke

man every single thing is 10x more difficult without a car

All politicians are my opps bc i feel that is the appropriate way to be a citizen in a democracy however he makes it difficult sometimes

holy freaking shitballs. matt yglesias just posted something stupid somewhere else on the internet?!

I see this app has made some minor visual changes to its UI. time to flip the fuck out and start gnawing on cables

China’s first AI-generated theatrical film, ‘Sanxingdui: Future Past’, has bombed at their domestic box office, only making $121,000 USD against a budget of $1.5M USD. In contrast, the crudely animated ‘Niu Lai’ made nearly $10M USD against a budget of $200-500 USD.

i don't think it's that crazy it's a lot harder to use public money to build a complicated interconnected grid of rail infrastructure than it is to use private money to build a bunch of big warehouses. like i don't think it's great only one of those is possible but what i do not think it is is crazy

BREAKING: The mayor is ballin big time

when did people forget you're supposed to be quiet in a library