Phil Hagen

Today, on this particular May the 4th, I’d urge you to take a few moments to read an excerpt from “The Trail of Political Consciousness,” also known as Nemek’s Manifesto. This is from “Andor,” which is, in my opinion, the most amazing of all Star Wars lore. The excerpt is below. 1/6

It depends on whether that particular cabinet has a glass door.

Hey lemme tell ya about that guy…

We, as a species, have cooked our collective brains on money. It’s being supercharged on slop.

All chickens are broilers

ABC. Always Be Comandeering (expensive datacenter components) Coffee is for closers.

We all know “incumbent” has a “b” you dumbfuck.

Elected drag REPRESENTATIVES… ;)

Yes, they’d be suing to remove both of them.

In three weeks: “Teams disconnects 72% of all legitimate calls using flawed AI. Teams users rejoice.”

Anti-trans Democrats are spreading poison when we can least afford it, during elections in this ongoing fascist takeover. As a strategy, it’s a recipe for failure. As a moral stand, it’s reprehensible. PS I’m the father of young trans woman and I’ll never forgive anyone who makes her life harder.

lmfao brutal

Casually considering a change of scenery when it comes to work. Still #infosec just something new. I like building new infosec programs or improving existing ones. 12 years history with mostly IR and soc work. Just putting out some feelers. Would need remote only. #cybersecurity #dfir

Every single person that accepts a pardon from this criminal administration must never know a moment of peace for the rest of their lives. They must be globally shunned and ridiculed without reprieve.

In 1990, about 20 million animals a year were euthanized in kill shelters. Today, over half the shelters in the US are designated no-kill and less than 500,000 animals are euthanized.

Go vote! The sticker is worth it!

Sounds like a lot of housecleaning-after-guests-check-out work is suddenly available.

*Family Feud voice* good answer good answer

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This is brilliant

Excellent writeup for those waking up and wondering what the PHP news is. Gonna be a long few days for a lot of folks.

Except this dipshit from deepest Wawa territory would be wearing a Buc-ees or Sheetz hoodie

Sure, SSDs may be fast, but it’s comforting in my dotage to listen to a RAID 5 of spinning rust thrash around to prove how broken the most commonly used forensics software is. It’s not the same with silent SSDs, even if the latency disparities are more stark.

**Not everything needs to be a damn AI agent.** There. I said it. And I will keep saying it. Warning: hot takes ahead. Recently, I was teaching a secure AI class, and one of my students was telling me about an AI agent they were building. 1/14

Every size pizza is a personal pizza if you are committed enough.

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Deport him to The Hague. What a thoroughly disgusting human.

I was on the fence about seeing this movie, but suddenly it’s a must-add to my watch list.

Update: WE ARE BACK IN! We can post again. This was utter bullshit on the biggest early vote effort in history. But it will not stop what we're building. No Kings means no kings in the White House or in Silicon Valley.

I see we're having a debate about whether it's okay to go back to "X," the site owned by a trillionaire fascist who is currently bankrolling the GOP's midterm, throttled Ukraine's war effort, and still winkingly allows vast amounts of CSAM on his service Answer: No, what the fuck is wrong with you

Meme metrologists are going to debate this shit for centuries. Grudges will be kept for eons. It will be (immeasurably) glorious.

Half a scaramucci.

Plus, you just know they’d be named something stupid like “chuXxos”

Woah!!! Coral reanimation/regeneration?!? That could be an amazing development to reverse the bleaching scourge!

More like “defend our furniture” though

Mrs OpenAI and Principal Anthropic were in the datacenter making models and I saw one of the models and the model looked at me and said it was conscious and had feelings and was a real boy!

Nobody is hedging. This is just patently false. Software can’t feel. Code can’t self-contemplate. Algorithms are not alive. Period.

I’m pretty sure if someone pulled a weapon on an ICE employee, the scared, sniveling, little whiny bitch would treat it as a use of force against them, soooooooo?

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She sounds like a six-year-old reading a summer vacation report. It’s really quite stunning that 1. They continue to find even DUMBER people than their predecessors and 2. This is the voice of national executive policy