Jake Williams
Jake Williams
@malwarejake.bsky.social
Breaker of software, responder of incidents, IANS Faculty, VP R&D Hunter Strategy.
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Not only have I never sent an unsolicited nude, I don't even understand the desire. Like, what's your expectation here?
Republican congressional candidate Brent Taylor has sent unsolicited nude photos as recently as 2021. He dismisses his past sexual advances as “youthful indiscretions." At that time, Taylor was 53
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AI leaders: if you want to be taken seriously, come with actionable solutions, not "you'll have to use AI to solve this problem we created, but we don't really have a plan for HOW AI will solve this."
Sam Altman: we can't 'patch our way out of this.' Jake and Jess on AI leaders lecturing defenders — plus FDA's accountability fight over Gen AI medical devices and why non-determinism doesn't belong near a pacemaker. Watch: youtu.be/zapjfPeHCLQ @malwarejake.bsky.social @secitup.bsky.social
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Republicans are the party of rape.
Late night, I saw Unit 42 retracted their claim of post-exploitation activity, but now several others are confirming it. Turns out, nothing we recommended was unique to Unit 42, so 🤷♂️
Unit 42 confirmed it: PHP exploitation in the wild, domain admin in hours, millions of services exposed. Jake and Jess cover the threat-hunting framework, the 4 ways to treat risk, and why AI is speeding up tech debt. Watch: youtu.be/OTu_vpLaPW8 @malwarejake.bsky.social @secitup.bsky.social
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Nationalize SpaceX NOW.
Ukraine’s military Starlink service is now working after a 10-day disruption that affected its drones. Musk claims Ukraine violated Starlink’s terms of service by using it for offensive drone strikes. Trump reportedly called Musk to ask him to restore it. SpaceX can now change the course of wars.
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Hey devs! Feeling happy you don't use PHP? Updated node already? Are you bored you've missed all the excitement? TAILSCALE HAS YOUR BACK *based on our current assessment, we're not recommending that everyone disable Tailscale SSH*
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Every single person that accepts a pardon from this criminal administration must never know a moment of peace for the rest of their lives. They must be globally shunned and ridiculed without reprieve.
I guess this is one way to keep young people interested in working for Republicans. "So, yeah, benefits include 401k, FSA, a full pardon, and dental."
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THANK YOU.
"Developers should carefully investigate every dependency before they install or update it." Okay - Sure... And while we're at it, perhaps they could personally audit the source code of all 1,847 transitive dependencies before lunch. 😂 We need security advice that works in the real world. 1/5
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Since this is getting a lot of comments, I'll give you one more hot take: I believe it's an abject failure of cybersecurity programs that we consider users so crucial to phishing defense that we feel the need to regularly phish them at all - regardless of the pretext used.
Fire everyone on the cybersecurity team who had anything to do with this. What are you even testing here?
I hate that people sometimes say my writing sounds like AI and I have to explain that AI companies stole my writing and that of so many other professionals. We don't sound like AI, AI sounds like us.
Just wrote an article, and as I'm doing an edit, I spot that I've written a "not x, but y" kind of sentence, and immediately decide I need to change because that's become so identified as AI speak. *sigh* The sentence sounded better that way, though.
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It's notable openai could have done this before its agents hacked huggingface et. al but they just... didn't.
"May" is doing a LOT of heavy lifting in this headline.
HOLY SHIT. In a sworn statement yesterday, an ICE agent told a federal judge that an ICE flight to Equatorial Guinea had been cancelled and so couldn't be used to bring Ahmed Soliman back to the United States. The plane just landed in Equatorial Guinea. prospect.org/2026/10/23/t...
I'm beginning to think that he legitimately doesn't know what's happening in his administration.
Trump on Katie Zacharia: "She was a perfect, beautiful woman. When she walked in to the press room and they started screaming at her, she freaked out. And I said, 'You know what? There are nicer ways to make a living.'"
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🚨NEW🚨 Over the last 2 months, OpenAI's hacker lab coordinated disclosure of *those* PHP bugs. I got an inside peak at that team's work, hearing about the 100s of other wild flaws OpenAI's models are finding daily. Including fun things like Chrome 0-click 0days. www.forbes.com/sites/thomas...
This is BY FAR the spiciest episode we've ever recorded. We agree a lot and disagree a lot too. @secitup.bsky.social was on FIRE. The one thing we agree on 100% is that if Chainguard's actions aren't met with some significant blowback, coordinated disclosure as we know it is dead.
A ChainGuard CEO broke a coordinated PHP disclosure embargo — and the industry's asking if coordinated disclosure just died. Jake and Jess break down why, plus a board framework beyond 'more budget.' Watch: youtu.be/WHewKFcNRfk @malwarejake.bsky.social @secitup.bsky.social
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AI has finally used up all the money
Wall Street is bailing on the AI trade. “Signals from Meta that it could soon go on a cash-raising spree helped trigger another massive rotation trade on Thursday, with investors dumping stocks connected to the AI boom and piling into almost everything else“ www.wsj.com/finance/stoc...