Best Of Overcursed

“no joke i had a great aunt with a piss room like that and LET ME TELL YOU the shag carpeting on thems walls gonned from blue to green long before i ever stepped foot in that house. inside looked like a golf course ayup.”

I have infinite fluid.

Running my fingers through your bathroom wall shag

good morning it’s time to clog up the timeline at 4am again as if bsky is my personal toilet

People who say they want community when community starts happening to them:

“Peanut Butter Cup Chainsaw Massacre” was one of my favorite movies as a kid, how did you know??

oh fuck yeag

PARENTS! be sure 2 check your kid's halloween candy. last year some1 tried 2 hide table saws in this peanuts butter cup.

BEWARE OF SWAMP MONSTER Aka a Snapping Turtle #SpookyNature #SpookySeason #herps 🌿

fox news a week from today

this guy on the train is listening to ai emo rap about jesus at an extremely loud volume

thinking about developing a bunch of flexibility and core strength and then giving the credit for my newfound well being to my butthole

I mean, I won’t police anyones identity, but I’ll just say that ciswomen are ciswomen, not women. they’re different. Usually, REAL lesbians have sex with other women. But you can do whatever you want

That reminds me, I need to print out some I BOUGHT THIS BEFORE ELON WENT CRAZY bumper stickers and slap them on the Mustangs at the classic car show

anything done against a Tesla is always morally correct.

every Tesla owner who was somehow caught off guard by Elon Musk being a Nazi have had more than enough time to sell their cars or light them on fire. their grace period is over, they now need to be humiliated by everyone they know until they are overwhelmed with regret.

"AI will change the world."

mr bean's tight little pussy

one last san francisco story: I overheard two guys in a bathroom stall doing cocaine while talking about salesforce

Bloopee, the ai agent who feasts on human blood, after it finds you a Domino’s pizza

Does your nymph have teeth? Be careful! Reports have gone out that nymphs steal human teeth as we sleep. If your nymph has teeth, they are probably stolen. Check to see if any of your teeth are fake. Nymph tooth theft is a *very* serious defect

Sage we need to work on your definition of bad because chicken ranch milkshake is proof that god is real and wants us to be happy.

my uncle who works for Toho told me that in the new R-rated Godzilla movie Godzilla has a vore threesome with King Ghidorah & Mothra that’s right the godzussy cloaca is shown in all its terrible glory

it would violate our government's norms and precedents to speculate but scientists think it could look something like this (artist's rendering)

“The next James Bond should be Black” “The next James Bond should be a woman” Wrong! The next James Bond should be Tilly Norwood

This time next year Nancy Mace is gonna be in a polycule with Aella.

mothra third-partying the ghidorah scene

PUT THE LATHE OF HISTORY DOWN

Q: What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow? A: You can’t milk a cow for 25 years.

I just said “Crowley, Hubbard, Aella” and now my friends are mad at me

a well read chaser, call that the muffing man

♬ Vagina dentata What a wonderful phrase Vagina dentata Ain't no passing craze It means no furries for the rest of your daaays its our finger-free philosophy Vagina dentata Va-gina den-ta-ta yeahhhhhhhh ♫♪♫♪

steins gate today

Why did I do this?

One of the many downsides to no longer having a foreskin is not being able to do that thing when you clamp down the end and store up all the wee inside for a mega piss.

♬ Vagina dentata What a wonderful phrase Vagina dentata Ain't no passing craze It means no furries for the rest of your daaays its our finger-free philosophy Vagina dentata Va-gina den-ta-ta yeahhhhhhhh ♫♪♫♪

if being transphobic is wrong, then i don’t want to be transphobic