Dave Bagpuss Forsey ☕️

📢 Introducing my new daily word game, Keywords! "If Only Connect was presented by Mavis Beacon*" Like Wordle? Like Connections? Like stuff? Then there's a vague chance you'll enjoy this. Find the five connected words of increasing length by typing into the boxes. *one for the young'uns there

Rib Brydon sounds like a succulent Chinese meal

I hate gay halloween, what do you mean you’re going as the mold on jk rowling’s walls

In other news - Excellent keywords today, didn't get the connection until the last letter

Flávio Bolsonaro is an anagram of "Vain, aloof, or slob?"

That Flávio Bolsonaro consession speech in full:

He's qualified for a role in Trump's administration then

2’000’000!?! 🫠

Just checking the weather

Apple Music's 404 page is a fully functional iPod music.apple.com/us/chrisrocks

Anyone going on BBC this month should order one of these beforehand and let them sweat www.poppyshop.org.uk/products/pri...

Would you like to see the wrongest review of music reviews ever courtesy of Mark Frith in Smash Hits?

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When your family insists on watching #CelebrityTraitors but Peter Powell is perving on #totp

#CelebrityTraitors

I know some of you absolutely love Oasis and I truly respect that. But personally I think they are horseshit #totp

That's why he married Ghetto Spice #totp

The Lonestar drummer is clearly being held captive against his will #totp

Am I right in thinking that Mazzy Star was the only good band with "Star" in the name and all the others are shit? #totp

Oof even Barry White hated this version of his song #totp

#totp

New meme format just dropped #totp

Song For The Lovers is the only decent solo Ashcroft song #totp

Idlewild should be the name of an 80s bouffant rock band, not... this #totp

She'll be waiting a long time, I haven't called anyone since 2003 #totp

And there was me thinking the lyrics to Porcelain went "Hey, hey, woman" #totp

#totp

If you like Keywords, spread the word. Share your results, tell your friends, and even poke your journalist mates to write about it! The number of daily players has dropped since the summer, and I really think it's a good little puzzle game and deserves a bit more love.

Someone has let me know that if they try to share the result of their game of Keywords using their iPhone (running the latest iOS), it only shares the URL and not the text containing the results. I can't reproduce it. Has anybody else experienced this?

Mark Zuckerberg’s Nonce Goggles

Always a joy when two Hourly TV bots make a short story

Nobody knew that Romesh was an expert musician at playing the comb #CelebrityTraitors

Jerry explaining what Rupert Murdoch was like in the bedroom #CelebrityTraitors

My entire life in a nutshell #CelebrityTraitors

Richard E Fry #CelebrityTraitors

I can't help but think really unfavourably towards people with brand new Teslas.

Can you guess what it is yet?