Micro-bleh-stics Spookmelier

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good morning to everyone out there but especially good morning to the successful and attractive person reading this

you can't even show your face because you're white. i can't even show my face because i'm not a witch. we are not the same.

it would actually be very rude for the brewers to go up 3-0. some of us happen to be rooting for the world series to be cool. really losing respect for them.

the most insulting thing about obama’s thoughtless remarks is how, because of the decline of manufacturing, the cheesecake factory is often the only industry in much of small town america

choosing to remember this version of walter koenig, the one with the mustache

hasn’t charlie kirk been through enough?

everyone’s always like amy. how do you post so good? I’ll let you in on a little secret:

may nuclear wessels carry thee to thy rest 🖖

abdul is one of the best new talents when it comes to eating a frame frame: without ICE, who enforces immigration law? wrong: ICE is going rogue and must be reformed right: RWers scapegoat immigrants b/c they have nothing to offer, and they've built up ICE to act as an expression of that cruelty

Tomás Teepellò

brazillian mayor who shut down his city’s busses to suppress the vote seeing the election results

monday tip: try keeping your sleep mask on until you’re ready to go home for the day

abdul is one of the best new talents when it comes to eating a frame frame: without ICE, who enforces immigration law? wrong: ICE is going rogue and must be reformed right: RWers scapegoat immigrants b/c they have nothing to offer, and they've built up ICE to act as an expression of that cruelty

now obama is going after olive garden. he’s saying that when you’re there, you’re not really family. this is a grave insult in italian culture.

brazillian mayor who shut down his city’s busses to suppress the vote seeing the election results

(Sorting through piles that I didn’t deal with for literal decades) aha. Well wasn’t I annoyingly prescient.

Any one of you who still thinks there is a single bit of difference between this place and X is in for a rude, rude awakening

now obama is going after olive garden. he’s saying that when you’re there, you’re not really family. this is a grave insult in italian culture.

If you can’t vote at least go to your neighbor’s house with all the Trump signs and slash the tires on their truck

the most insulting thing about obama’s thoughtless remarks is how, because of the decline of manufacturing, the cheesecake factory is often the only industry in much of small town america

they should get rid of the designated hitter and just let the pitcher try to throw a base hit when it’s his turn at the plate. that’s the way it always should have been

“I’ve only been the Attorney General for two months, ma’am. I can’t be expected to know whether certain things are crimes yet.”

I think man is fundamentally made of two forces: desire and regret. Each can exist independently, or feed the other, but should he cease feeling either or both, then he is man no more—simply beast or stone. So yeah *squinting* Denise, I think the mozzarella sticks sound good

mug check

thinking fondly again of the college girl at the donut place, who made a little muslim boy bounce giddily out the door after she told him his donut was free, and who waved me away and said "you're good" when it was my turn to pay and then, when asked if there was a deal that day said "i hate my job"

“At this hardcore show, the mosh pit is as violent as ever, the sludgy blast beats as aggressive, and the staff as abusive as they’ve always been. But ask anyone, from the burnouts to the oldheads, whether something’s different now and they’ll tell you: it’s the wokeness.”

(reading my 1000th bluesky comment thread of people arguing about vibession topics) “this time i bet i’ll learn something”

We were a proper country once, and will be again.

the gop gov candidate seems to be spamming people to raise awareness of this unknown independent progressive

but without this critical ecosystem where will we support and cultivate the next james carville? the next lis smith or david shor?

in the library, reading a pirated ebook on my kindle. the perfect crime.

Don't forget BIKTARVY! If you suffer from moderate to severe plaque psoriasis, and can afford $25,000 a month to have regular-looking elbows, talk to your doctor about BIKTARVY.

it's not as if i ever particularly liked the kind of ads you got during big sports events (beer, cars, fast food) but now that most of them are for AI, sports betting, prediction betting, starlink, cloud computing, and telehealth, i'm turning into a retvrn guy