The artist formerly unknown

me: *finding myself in times of trouble* mother mary: *whispering* let it be me: mother mary: me: that is really not helpful, what the fuck mother mary

How to pay for parking.

30-year-old: My knee hurts, but I don’t know why. Me: Aww, that’s cute. I remember when I thought pain had to have reasons.

This community-made KDE Connect remote redesign turns Android into a TV-focused PC/media remote: Someone made their own KDE Connect remote, and people want it merged with the real deal buff.ly/xkpNMXp

KianV StealthV — my custom quad-core RV32IMA RISC-V SoC on FPGA, running Linux SMP. Fixed-point bounce physics: gravity, impacts, squash and stretch. Four CPU-pinned threads render the floor, shadows and balls, including depth testing, directly to /dev/fb0. Precomputed lighting, no FPU.

I've read through my employment contract 3 times and at no point does it specify that I can't unleash bees in the office

David Mitchell will return as James Bond in Dr No, Honestly, That’s Ridiculous - You Can’t Just Call Yourself Doctor, That’s Not Medicine And It’s Certainly No Way To Run A Secret Island.

Landslagsfotball er gøyere på dansk.

Postmaster General should be the title given to the best poster on a social media site and definitely not the supreme leader of mail

My love language is acts of WHY DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE

I just got these stickers in the mail that are the most me thing on earth

Gonna see the Odyssey tomorrow. So no spoilers thanks.

Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out that they overthink and criticize people's jokes on Bluesky

VOCÊ SABIA? 🔥💿 O software Nero Burning ROM, ou simplesmente NERO, recebeu esse nome em referência ao imperador romano Nero, famoso por copiar e gravar muitos CDs durante o século I.

Får de smake sin egen medisin?

the "secure" sandbox all these rogue hacker AIs keep escaping from

i carry around a calculator so in the event of a disaster i can be confident in the aftermath

Just found an available crate name so perfect I *have* to build something for it now.

Me: Son, back in my day we didn’t have as many “back in my day” stories as we have in these days, because back in those days- Son: [sobbing]

MacGruber

Actual footage of every penalty run up in the World Cup.

nice exception you got there... be a real shame if it proved my rule

Absolutely insane that Cape Verde — a country of 500,000 — played Spain, Uruguay and Argentina…and lost to none of them in regulation. Easily one of the greatest performances in World Cup history.

idea: an ai company that only has 1 GPU but it's always in the right place at the right time who's working on this?

O realismo fantástico da América Latina contra o dinheiro infinito da FIFA

Old enough to recognize this as a data center

alguém pode me emprestar umas palavras eu estou ficando sem

they should do a reboot of Breaking Bad where Walter White hires the minions

demolition implies the existence of molition

What a guy

I'm really excited that my assert_matches!() macro is finally stable. I can't believe it's been five years since I added it to (unstable) Rust. Time flies. github.com/rust-lang/ru...