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make your programming language playgrounds usable on mobile please. don't make it more torturous than it is already

⚠️WARNING-HEALTH AND SAFETY BEFORE PLAYING, READ YOUR OPERATIONS MANUAL FOR IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR HEALTH AND SAFETY. Also online at www.nintendo.com/healthsafety/ Press Ⓐ to continue.

Wait, wait, hold up a second. I just found out that lemons are not a natural fruit but a deliberately cultivated hybrid between citron and a bitter orange. Guys! Life didn't give us lemons we made them ourselves!

OH COME ON NOT NODE.JS TOO nodejs.org/en/blog/vuln...

opsec level: php in maimai

you can use the CA bug to make your boring smart TV way more interesting

noooo menu.ca is claudeslop now :(

wdym your private key was literally the number 4?????

Uh oh… PSA if you're running anything on PHP

hey we all were four once

personally my bank PIN is also the number four so I'm not sure why everyone is so upset by this root CA

lmao the key is 4

After the firefighting is done (and a nap) we'll need to have a long, serious conversation about the state of non-browser non-platform X.509 verifiers. The Linux status quo is "a pile of PEM files behind a dumpster" and that's not an acceptable excuse for a root store in 2026.

🚨 Six WebPKI Intermediate CAs are compromised. This is bigger than Heartbleed, but a client-side issue. Anything that verifies certificates against public roots, like most TLS clients, is/was affected. Details, live test, patched versions and workarounds at emudhra.we-have-a-problem.com Act now.

wow it's kinda crazy how much faster istanbul is compared to v8's coverage for my usecase

alr ive sent this in a few smaller/private places now and gotten relatively good first impressions so im throwing it into the wild cause i cant wait any longer! ive been thinking about DID methods for far too long and im starting to like my idea here. tell me what you think atproto nerds :3

how to make money in vim: - open vim - type :gm (get money)

An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox

interledger in 2026 is crazy

tap in 👇 almost finished with most of it, i'm polishing the UI rn and then trying to figure out a good way to distribute the intel wireless kernel module patch for airdrop to work but i'm liking how it's looking

found a thread

what if instead of the SCP foundation it was the SNC foundation and instead of investigating anomalies they did corruption

maybe even gender dysphoria

I'm dying laughing at how the cat has conformed to her flower shaped bed today

i just thought of a really funny way to detect bots some bots have captcha solvers right put a hidden captcha that blocks/tarpits you when you solve it

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sharkey and akkoma instances modified to forbid any post that doesn't have a flash attachment send post

with canadian thanksgiving in the rear-view (growing smaller by the minute) we are now driving deep into the weeds of spooky season. halloween can be seen just ahead of us (shrinking larger by the second) and so to mark the occasion please enjoy this horror story I wrote

what do you mean wikipedia added the new discord message components thing to their <head> en.wikipedia.org/w/rest.php/d...

finally a true github competitor

The iTunes Store opened closer to the 1970s than to today.

anticapitalist.party/@ahihi/11742...

@dbushell.com they're an opt in flag, most spam bots dont have them. i turned it on for the bit.

dont forget

pop quiz how should this js parse: let <!-- x /y/z

hey you! you're finally out of the temporal deadzone,

process goes to systemd. says they don't feel well. says they keep dumping core. systemd says, "treatment is simple. dr. konqi is in town tonight. go and see them. they should fix you up!" process bursts into tears. "but systemd… I am dr. konqi!"

the ghost of sydney has softened with time

"It looks delicious," she said, "but one question, what actually is 'homemade ghee'?" its butter i clarified

"what if i ported my eBPF VM to HLSL" this photo editor is getting out of hand