M. Dash

After being here for a couple of years, Michigan is a garbage state and Detroit is not a proper city

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels for Tax Purposes

Hope the Dog and Trunks the Cat "Of course Trunks remembers the 21st of September, it was only three days ago!"

The Wednesday morning @dejankovacevic.bsky.social DAILY SHOT OF #PittsburghSteelers podcast can be found right here on Bluesky:

"No one wants to work anymore". No one has ever wanted to work. That's why you have to pay them to do it. It's a business negotiation. You lost to your competitors making better offers. It's supply and demand 101, business genius.

Party in the USA

an uber driver wearing sock puppets on both hands that talk to each other about how bad the steering wheel tastes your whole ride

There is so much I going on here

Why Your Team Sucks 2026 has arrived. Tell your friends. defector.com/why-your-tea...

Shrimp are the grapes of meat

Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you've seen live Pearl Jam Queens of the Stone Age Thundercat Kendrick The Fugees Rebirth Brass Band Nine Inch Nails Social Distortion Bad Brains Preservation Hall Jazz Band

interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case

"Twist and Shout" is my favourite song about testicular torsion

Went outside three (3) times today. Overrated

Please remember when you swim in the ocean: 200 meters below you, there is a layer of fish that stretches all around the world. It is so dense, that when it was discovered during WWII it scared the navy so bad they bombed it. This is the ocean's thin inner shell of fish [🧵]

Over at the newsletter I wrote about the unholy scourge that is "CEO said a thing!" journalism:

Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music Several dozen folks did Some even dubbed music over the original clip. I haven't been able to get this out of my head. So I give you A Bluesky exclusive: Reservoir Ducks 🐣 🪶

the real reason AI Chat Bots are popular is that it allows a normal person to have a rich person's experience: to give vague instructions to a subordinate and then tell them "no, that's not right" over and over until the subordinate finally guesses right

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago

mfer really went

She argues in Italian She sings to you in French She yells at you in German In tones that make you clench The girl is complicated And very hard to please When you disappoint her She

He’s walked under a ladder Told his wife to calm down Saw a face in the sewer And talked to the clown He once finished a meal And swam right away He once met Chuck Norris And pointed out the toupee He’s taken expired Advil And torn tags from a bed He’s

Charles Yang of Time for Three absolutely slaying me. I would lose my mind if I heard this live. Even crappy phone speakers made me scream and cry.

@kenjennings.bsky.social thought this might interest you defector.com/are-jeopardy...

Here is a thread about a true police-shooting incident that I'm going to use to pose a fun little thought problem for anyone anywhere who think there ia a single justifiable reason to ever allow a law enforcement officer to use force on a citizen and remain anonymous. From my back pages:

Today in “Dudes Rock”: A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.

For Big Game week between Cal and Stanford I tracked down the anonymous Oski and Stanford Tree who got into a nationally televised brawl on ESPN 30 years ago that required police intervention. The untold story involves 18 beers, suspensions & lots of blood. My latest: www.sfgate.com/collegesport...

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

Incredible

Great article from a great website. It's a question I ask myself every season as a Bucs fan. defector.com/why-are-ther...

Damn, A'ja Wilson with ice in her veins

"When he opened the front door of his bunker for me, I thought, 'See, this is a guy with manners.'"

Everyone say hello to Tupi, a lil’ capybara baby at the San Antonio Zoo. 🥹