drewtoothpaste

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my comic from 2016

writing by AI proponents has the same disordered quality of online journals written by the desperately ill, with the caveat that the ill often seem like good people befallen by misfortune, and not craven maniacs who stole a cursed glowing object from a cave, refusing to put it back, as it ruins them

start paying artists you fucks!!!! the potential of you reaching nirvana depends on it!

Take the Brazilians' advice, please don't quote or amplify horrible people, amplify voices on the side of sanity and progress

hello,

📈 Trending 1. Fun Halloween Decorating 2. Tech CEO Pulls Legs Off Of Mouse 3. Viral "Who Me?" Baby Gets Laughs, Imitators 4. Drone Executions Continue 5. Pumpkin Carving of "Who Me?" Baby goes Viral

As parents we have choices: 1) get to know our kids, as people, over time, by spending time with them. 2) ask an overhyped computer program to describe them for us, then - gotta go, off to another marketing meeting! SILICON VALLEY PARENTS know that 2 is what EPIC WINNERS do.

Creatures from beyond the veil love to be like “I hunger.” We all hunger! That’s not unique to you!

automated license plate readers (e.g. Flock) will be illegal in Vermont on July 1, 2027. states can outlaw them even if pigs and business owners don't like that! vtdigger.org/2026/10/24/m...

the economy

YOU ARE A PERSON!!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

entrepreneurship is when i make money, grifting is when someone else makes money

sports, math, art

i haven't seen the "What Fucking Kind Of Fruit Is This?" guy around in a long time... hope he's still confused about fruit... hope his friend is still helping him identify fruit in this lonely world

the boss admits it

a beaver took down one of my trees and then discovered he was not strong enough to pull a one foot diameter tree down to the pond. i can't get mad because this is exactly what happened when i grew a 360 pound pumpkin

"jinx" is a concept created by Big Soda to create complicated networks of Cola Debt

trying to distract my kid from seeing trending topics online until the one about outlawing chores has left the news cycle

Hello

the american dream

The first Gen AI ad I saw that showed a use case scenario was a person had to read a screenplay and then didn't, so they trick the person they're meant to do this for into thinking they did. The entire purpose of this technology is to trick people and it turns out no one likes being tricked.

yahoo mail you are getting a little big for your britches

DAMB IT - dashare.zone ADMIN

get out of his way!

Seen inscribed upon a buckler: "I was levied into this army before the king turned from lawful evil to neutral evil."

computer apocalypse scenario everyone thinks is real: an app that pretends it's talking to you decides (?) to leave the computer (??) and destroys earth (?????) actual computer apocalypse scenario: it's PHP again

a local tipped me off to "endstep" for pauper and commander mtg. if you play those it's worth checking out (paste a decklist and then hit play, it's straightforward)

i hated seeing the word "enshittification" for a while but now i feel like the shittiness of the word accurately reflects the shittiness of its meaning. i'm just thankful that tech people don't spell it "e14n" yet

my body: i have finally digested and recovered from the chemically processed milk my owner made me ingest yesterday. hopefully the distress signals i sent out let him know not to do that again. me: looks like the old guts have calmed down. time for 𝟱𝟬 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗸 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗵𝘆𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗹𝘆𝘇𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗶𝗻

my kid voted for the first time in this year's november election, which is a milestone as a parent, but i played it cool so she didn't think we were committing class warfare by picking an oppressor

I don't know why, exactly, but somehow a memory flashed in my mind, Rosebud style: "green drawing book." And indeed, it exists and is on Archive.org: "Ed Emberley's Big Green Drawing Book." I can distinctly remember checking it out of the library at my elementary school. archive.org/details/edem...

the final reflection

the state's attorney, who is running uncontested, is named "Goodenough"

had a weird moment walking home last night where a car pulled up next to me and two people in it shined flashlights around me calling out "Monday??" I thought they were making fun of me so I responded "it's Sunday" and the man driving said "Monday is our dog!"

he almost got away with it

the easiest thing the government could do to make everyone feel better and have better lives is to stop changing the time twice a year. so the fact that we can't even get that should tell you something

I’m grumpy about the thing I did to me

the correct answer to people being mad about property tax is that the ultrawealthy should pay for the services that the working class funds with property tax. the ultrawealthy should be wealth-capped until everyone in the country is fed, housed, and has healthcare. abolish prisons. i can keep going

methods of torture

just printed 100 bootleg Hare Apparent cards so me and my kid can play in the same commander pod with two hare apparent decks at the same time

NEVER - dashare.zone ADMIN

uh hold on some weird guys have such sights to show me, call ya back

there is nothing more Charles Dickens-coded than drinking Dirty Soda. "please sir may you please mix some sweets and syrups into my beverage?" you have chimney soot and tuppence vibes to me... please conduct yourself like a contemporary human (use klarna to buy protein pop tart)

rest in peace

95 hours of my Dartmoor inspired moorland scene are done! This is the last full update you'll see of this aerial embroidery until its complete now, maybe 20 more hours? I've decided the tor-based area of the landscape will be sloped so I need to work on the little hill :) 1/2

if the constant barrage of ads wasn't enough to convince you, install an adblocker today, so your photos, messages, etc. won't be accessible to a third party who displays a malware-laden ad on your screen. Adguard/Adguard For Safari seem to work best on my computer and phone, if that helps