seb

seb

@gir8.it

javascript and indie rock https://gir8.it/

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What we think “Full Stack” means: the developer can competently architect all kinds of back-end and front-end code. What “Full Stack” really means: the developer can put JavaScript in two different places.

worst take ever

jamelle@jamellebouie.net

i used to think there was no difference between coke and pepsi and then i actually had a pepsi recently and thought it was terrible

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okay guys. i know why Discover is so broken for me. it seems like it does not acknowledge "Show Less" for the "clusterv2" source. i don’t know if i’m the only one affected but i beg the Discover team at Bluesky to read this thread and fix this here's how i reproed this. first, a bunch of posts:

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creating a new dating app called Unhinged that is exactly like Hinge, but there are no photos just insane shitposts and you have to match with people based solely on how good of a poster they are

dame@dame.is

showing her my “My Bangers” feed to ask her out

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*looking both ways suspiciously, coast seems to be clear* *binding a click event to a div* *deafening, seismically loud incorrect buzzer knocks me out of my chair and i go sliding across the floor*

a spotify android developer gave a talk to my uni today and I went there expecting to hear his experience about mobile development at that scale but he just yapped about how the company chooses new features (spoiler: only stuff to keep up with the competition), most soulless speech ever

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People really will get freaked out by the ingredients list on a jug of oat milk and then think they're only eating one chemical when they grill a steak. Enjoy your heterocyclic amines and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons!! Worse than anything in oat milk, but still not that bad.

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going to go full reddit atheist for a moment but at the end of the day any pope is still the pope of a horrific global religious institution

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Replying to @danabra.mov

it's kind of amazing how vercel could contribute so much genuinely groundbreaking work to open source (and react) and then — not just failed to capitalize on it — but actively squandered the goodwill from the parts that did get recognized

you could take any random frame from adventure time and it would make an awesome wallpaper

nextcloud mfs and hard disks nerds when I simply put all my phone pictures inside an ssd using a cable and not a 4 way wireless backup system that uses 6 different docker containers

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my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20