Emil Čolić

Louis Theroux: I was on Arrakis spending time with a young man who’d recently moved into a cave and taken on the mantle of a messianic desert leader, Paul or as his followers called him, Muad'Dib.

making a detective game about investigating alien abductions in an outback town #indiegame #gamedev

no politician in australia could pull off these sunnies and in a way that's our problem

Pavlova n pixels kinda Saturday

i miss when Biden had that dog that would bite everyone

You're like a mysterious pan flute suddenly playing in an empty forest

Notice! Tuesday closed. We are closed every Tuesday. WE WILL BE CLOSED EVERY TUESDAY.

analysing the slack emojis created by long-gone employees like an archaeologist unearthing lost histories

I have gazed into the abyssal depths of a cursed tome. A blasphemous volume of cyclopean diagrams and geometries that defy mortal reason. All who behold its vast intricacies are doomed to be driven to madness.

Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

15 years ago, beauty products were called Aunt Mim’s Garden: Herbal Nourish Creme And now they’re called Helix Mind Laboratories: Triple Restore reFutureMist

bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers

*extremely Lance Reddick voice* Aloy you cannot enter that Eclipse base. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. You're too bad a bitch. They *will* kill you, Aloy.

wharfie time? never heard of it

very gen z score split

Quoth the raven, “Macklemore”.

Telling my coworkers about bluesky but they're all just staring at me in confusion. "But bluesky doesn't exist any more... it burned to the ground nearly 100 years ago..." I go to check my phone but there's just sand in my pocket

really grew up thinking if I got an office job I'd get to use pneumatic tubes more

you could try to be a better person, but have you considered joining the forces of darkness

our four month old gifted me ten hours of interrupted sleep for my birthday 🥹

This week I have run my phone through the washing machine and dropped my watch in the toilet and both have survived. I feel invincible.

Turdis

me without the glasses at 8:10pm

Clint Eastwood is...Old Sheldon

Science Fiction is when you call it Terra, Fantasy is when you call it Gaia

today we learn lua so we can make a game for our adorable little playdate

"You gotta check out this viral animated web show dude, it's about a bunch of weirdos trapped in a simulated world, but get this: it's also about trau--"

amazed how numb I've become to statements like "locust plague storm at white house lawn monster energy UFC fight"

tried looking up the full Alien timeline and got this up top because we decided the internet should stop being useful

Please Use AI

Sometimes you write a tiny little thing in a couple of minutes and it’s just one task among others during a very very busy day but you find out it lands just right. Anyway, yeah, I came up with that and yes, this was 100% my intent.

as someone working through robert pattinson's full filmography I can tell you this is a guy who has learned the consequences of saying yes before reading the script

Alright that trailer done got me I'm gonna try marathon again

FIVE: We have a level. It's already fully complete with final art. It's an island with a volcano made out of literal donuts. Please write the intro VO a NPC will speak to the player which explains volcano donut island. No, it can't be funny. This game is extremely serious in tone

That section of the Laufey trailer that felt like the opening of Shrek when they’re rounding up all the fairytale creatures

A five star review of Uncertain Sons and Other Stories from @undertow.bsky.social hardcover.app/books/uncert...

trans rights might sound like a Big Ask to some people, but it's not a Hard Ask. the average person has to do literally nothing

Call me Ishmael. Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little to no money in my crypto x FTX wallet, and nothing particular to interest me on twitch, I thought I would discord surf a little and see the wavy part of the chat.

Every app is so thirsty after you take a screenshot. “Trying to share this? 🤔 There’s an easier way! 😻 po.ob/1awuM” No I’m screenshotting the fact that your button label is truncated so it says “Usage Anal…” do you have a better way for me to dunk on that with friends