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I gained more followers from this thread of Twitter favs this morning than from anything else I've done So what I'm hearing is I'm not a great poster but I have great taste in posts

If anyone ever tells me my Aella number I’m going to stroll into traffic.

youre never gonna guess what this is quote reposting

let's grant the premise for argument's sake: there is an afterlife, the founding fathers all made it into the same place we will, and they will confront us about patriotism when we do even then, the logical conclusion isn't "we better have a damn good answer for them." it's "so what?"

Video games has decided to discontinue its once leading product, the video game

watching f for fake for the first time is one of those media experiences i wish i could relive. orson welles lending credibility to a story of dishonesty on top of fraud on top of surprise fraud, and then every few minutes welles tweaks your nose about it then invites you to believe the next thing

ok non-tech ppl might be hearing some scary things about "critical vulnerabilities" involving certificates. the main thing you need to know, without getting down in the weeds about it, is that the fourth seal is broken. lo, a rider approacheth upon a pale steed, and his name is Death

would someone mind dumping a gallon of apple juice on whatever rack this thing lives on

I'm sorry, an AI guy telling you "The wool is being pulled over your eyes" while simultaneously owning a huge ass yarn factory will never not be funny. You're literally part of the problem my guy.

what the fuck is happening fgjkfsdhg

Yesterday, Wizards informed us that it doesn’t intend to voluntarily recognize the D&D or Studio X units of our union ahead of a vote. We remain committed to creating a workplace focused on wellness, transparency, and collaboration by winning our coming election.

i have never done anything this cool in my life

happy sickos day to all who celebrate

looking like a monster of the week from the adventures of pete and pete

I emailed this to another device so I could record myself playing it

ok settle down there tony wonder

Finally, we get to hear her side of the story.

No, bombing Yandex has not impacted automated Russian trolling operations in the U.S.

guys that cloudflare chart is about automated content crawling not social media bots, Yandex is an indexing site, when one of its DCs go down they do less crawling of the web. please learn to read.

sometimes you have an idea, google it, and realize that someone else is living your dream

Finally, a cream that replaces me with another person.

On the one hand this is absolutely fucking Hideous on the other hand like man are you SURE you want to open the door to livestreamed executions by firing squads? Like are you ABSOLUTELY certain you want what comes after that? Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...

Sometimes I think I understand computers and then I get an error message that a headless Adobe app has seized control of a clown horn somewhere on the machine

WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN

NEW: In late 2024, FBI investigators had enough evidence to launch a sweeping bribery probe that could ensnare top lawmakers, including Sen. Susan Collins. Then Trump was reelected and eviscerated the FBI and DOJ teams handling public corruption probes.

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

if you're a moderately competent desktop computer user with the means to buy a few hard drives i think you have a duty to your iphone friends to become "the plex guy"

This shit is so funny man what’s he doing here

no fucking way

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Ed Sheeran's tour bus.