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well I think there’s no way this plane lands safely

Putting this sticker on the front of a game box is a hostile act

the era ended a long time again but this is still so fucking bleak to see. this didn't need to happen. heartbreaking. we are in hell.

Hey. Question.

damn do I need a karaoke night. wanted to do one for my birthday but October's just been such a shitshow of busy weekends. annoying the cats while I work from home by singing to them just isn't the same

Just got all my boys together to take on the wandering ronin who came to town. There’s like 15 of us and only one of him so pretty much the only thing that would give me any pause is if he was master of the devastating and lightning-fast iaidō style. But that’s not likely. Coward hasn’t even drawn h

happy "finally turned the heat on in my house so it smells like burning dust" day to all those who celebrate

#FFXIV Might be the first time I've ever made a new glamour that actually made me want to play the job more - Fang cosplay for my DRG

[0006531] Crash when greeting God

unfortunately, as you probably already know, people

I thought I'd sleep out under the stars. #FF6

Hey what

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Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend

It seems like I never posted this magazine-style ad for BIRDCAGE here -- from April this year

D&D peaked with the wiener-biting face-stabbing scorpadillo. And check out that snake. That's fucking peak snaking, I dare say. Heroes wore mawashi, kitty-ear head bands, and NOTHING ELSE. No scabbards no belts no backpacks. Grognards long for the golden age. An ago of wiener-biting & kitty ears

One of Hideo Kojima's real talents is that he would have exactly this idea but the stew would be dropped off by a drone that sings a little jingle which can alert enemies if they're in range. You then get a phone call from a nuclear scientist who warns you not to eat too much starch and dairy.

[0005856] Secretive blacksmith is demanding wagon 'bones'

I played DQ11 today with the music off cuz I couldnt handle it, and I put Kendrick instead so it gave me the fucking funniest sync ever, I had to edit in what happened cuz the audio didnt capture

Join our FC, Distracted by Shiny #DBSTestimonials

This as a back tattoo #jrpg #finalfantasy #ascii #ff6

Same here, baby. Same.

glad to have you as an ally, k-cup box

airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027

I don't need to know that

Time to share my latest obsession. I’ve spent the past year collecting data and uncovering stories around an imaginary baseball championship with a real century-long history. Introducing the Northeast Corridor Cup. ⚾️ #baseball #mlb #lfgm #neccup

"Tributes Pour In for Senator Lindsey Graham", then a dramatic blank space on the landing page of NYT.

he actually did the meme

the unfortunate dawning realization that the software you want doesn't exactly exist and you're about to start A New Project as a result

John Hinckley Jr. in 1981

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

> you feel a familiar stare beyond the trees

my neighbor told me Larry keeps eating the prime ministers so I asked how many prime ministers he has and he said he just goes to the MPs and gets a new prime minister afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding prime ministers to Larry and then the king started crying.

Not my best work, but felt like this was what's on the menu for Bsky today.