David Burnquist

pretty telling that he saw ONE loudmouth doofus get clapped in Utah and immediately started dreading the same fate

replying "stop" on regular texts to see if that works on them too

well hello Wisconsin #WorldSeries

The left got professional sports in the national divorce, so now the right is trying to claim Gay

Huge part of Coyote vs. Acme, RIP

someone please put Umamusume music on top of this

So close! You are in France 💕

Hansen would have quit and returned his title to wwe with mysterious damage to it that looks like it got ran over 20 times

BACKROOMS (2026) dir. Kane Parsons

me reading the news:

Say what you will about A&M, but at least we suck in the traditional human manner

Buy a Man Eat Fish, He Day. Teach Fish Man to A Lifetime

I mean there’s a certain Texas basketball team that would absolutely never do this, but one day in June, all of America decided they were Knicks fans

EXCLUSIVE: Pete Hegseth wanted Gen. Dwight Eisenhower’s globe for his office. His staff broke it. The Pentagon denied us access to take photos, but we obtained some anyway. A story in global affairs: wapo.st/3WF2YQo

my goodness, this Dogs drama could potentially carry over into to tomorrow night at Produce Wrestling, hopefully they have a good referee to keep things in line 👀 #AEWDynamite

Nick Wayne shops at Nordstrom Also he beat Chris Jericho #aewdynamite

ORANGEBLADE #AEWDYNAMITE

another week of lobotomized chimps in the AEW audio truck #AEWDynamite

“Even my enemies use my platform” is great marketing for Musk! It makes X look even more legitimate when the people who are supposedly against him are still acting like they have no choice but to go to his rigged arena to entertain his trolls.

I would add @jonbois.bsky.social in a JARVIS sort of capacity

we’re winning 20 games this year, tops

LeBron James

>tfw you know what the project is because you have several friends on it

the advent of AI tools has led us to create a whole new category of posting

<to my date> that's Jeff Tickets

Struggling to engage with the concept of “father and son Republican operatives Timmy and Tommy Teepell.” Come on man can even one thing be like 5% less stupid

We're smoking the Alberta separatist pack tonight

This, but it’s “gas prices” instead of horse

hello if you had tickets to the Umamusume concert in Los Angeles on Thursday, please consider coming to Produce Wrestling instead because you never know who might be refereeing that one 👀

Something I learned from recent @pablo.show episodes is that “kingdom impact” is the phrase they’ve been using, now that “prosperity gospel” has been dragged through the dirt

AEW gave me a cassette tape too but it was just @rjcity.bsky.social listing his favorite “feel-good Lars von Trier movies” and I think I have to call the police now

this goes insanely hard

Wrestling fan here: Not taking blood clots seriously is how we lost Terry Gordy and Chris Candido

How you gonna give 60 minutes to a guy whose 15 ran out years ago

I realized that much of Bluesky hasn't seen this Nikita Koloff promo yet.

"I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism... AEW!"

Dude that ruled. Do one every year. #AEWWrestleDream

You know that meme that states all biological life forms eventually become crabs? All professional wrestling eventually becomes DDT #wrestlesky

TAKESHITA/SPEEDBALL NOT A DRILL #AEWWrestleDream

Friend had grandma energy

Fletcher absolutely needs to be the one to take the belt off Ospreay next year. Guaranteed banger, plus the built-in United Empire drama #AEWWrestleDream

DID YOU KNOW: Nick Wayne is 21 years old #AEWWrestleDream

I am BEGGING for AEW to hire someone who knows what they’re doing to fix these atrocious in-house audio mixes. They’ve been going for seven years now and it’s somehow getting worse, there’s echo and reverb EVERYWHERE.