Alan MacKenzie

no kings except Jack "King" Kirby

Now is the time to care about everyone, not “once we win” The time to care about everyone is always always always now

the tech industry is about to invent books

"Oh, a Back to the Future ref... THE MAGAZINE ISCALLED WAHT!?!?"

they’re called hooves, dummy🙄

It's really comin down out there (civilization)

This is my new favorite thing.

Batman Day isn't fun for everybody. Please check on your superstitious and cowardly loved ones today.

I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists

The risk of SETI is that we’re specially looking for alien reply guys and we should consider that carefully.

The Natalie Harp thing has been bizarre to see. Almost no mentions of her until last week, at which point dozens of US journos were like "obviously, she has been at Trump's side every day for the past two years", she's basically right-wing Dawn Summers

Report Suggests Nearly No One Is Buying AI Generated Goods https://kotaku.com/3d-model-markets-are-being-flooded-with-ai-sellers-but-no-ones-buying-2000724790

“I’m very sorry, but I am unable to come to work today because, erm, [looks hastily around for inspiration] err… oh yeah! The police have told me there’s a threat against my life. Yes, that’s it!”

Legend substack.com/@slamshopp/n...

The Mistress of The Winter Constellation has arrived and she hates 🧊

Guy who went on holiday to Toontown and made it his whole personality:

Incredible stuff from Avalon Nursery.

The thing that’s frustrating about Reed Richards is that with his powers he could be doing Kermit the Frog arms all the time and he’s not.

shout out to The Strand bookstore staffer who did this

Someone should write a story about a curséd device, lusted after as a transformative source of power, that renders its users unnaturally youthful long beyond their time

Enough turning these animated films into live action movies. I want to see live action classics turned into animation. Gordon Gekko’s cigar exploding, turning his face black. Lawrence of Arabia imagining a sand dune as a roasted ham.

We’re really gonna regret wasting the name “Watergate,” huh

"Online rancor."

The American Heart Association just posted this and tbh, I LOLed.

Happy Mother’s Day 🧵

May the 4th be with you. Here's one of my favorite Star Wars memes:

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I’ll never forget watching The Wicker Man with my outer Hebridean mum. “I just don’t know where there got all that wicker from”

i present to you, my fellow ui/ux designers, this absolute masterpiece from my hotel room

This is an enormous step forward for women of people.

Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

REASONS COBRA IS PREFERABLE TO YOUR CURRENT GOVERNMENT: - WE DO NOT TEAR GAS RIOTERS. WE SIMPLY TOSS YOU IN THE BATTLE ARENA. - EVERYBODY GETS THE SAME HEALTHCARE PLAN: FIGHTING IN THE BATTLE ARENA FOR WHO GETS TREATED. - OUR SECRET ISLANDS CONTAIN ONLY ANCIENT TEMPLES & BATTLE ARENAS.

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Mordor she wrote #LibraryShelfieDay