Andy

I am copying @dyanhiel.bsky.social One like, one answer.

Just had both parents telling me about this breaking news…. Severely tempted to add Facebook’s domains into the piHole blocklist

Real post from the mountain rescue Facebook page

Farage fucks dogs - Graham No reason for the Beeb not to run the story above. Its got as much factual support as the story below.

"oh but we grew up with the impacts of the war. So we're part of that generation really." Sure Jan. And I grew up with the impacts of Thatcherism. You don't see me claiming I'm a sriking coal miner though.

Normal person: hey Tonia your desire to protect your mum from seeing a trans person is not dissimilar to people not wanting to see black or Asian people on their wards Antoniazzi: that doesn’t happen either and you’re racist because I can’t read

About 2 minutes after winning an apprentice drinking competition back in the day, I did just this - 3 perfect pints of puke 🤮 no spillage.

I think we need to validate this theory by progressively taking out additional Russian internet infrastructure.

😂Brilliant

Are they trying to fat-shame the tiger here, or have they used this because they were unable to say how much its house was worth?

The most transparent political move of the year so far...

Very late to this. Very difficult to choose just 9 (when some, hardly obscure albums, don’t even show up in search!)

All fur, coat, and no knickers

Perhaps something @wikipedia.org can ask their devs to improve

Just enjoying threads of people declaring the new income tax declaration approach for HMRC is taxing small business on money they haven’t earned yet And asking “How much income did you declare last year? Oh that’s right. You lied. This is the HMRCs response to everyone lying.”

7pm: alright I'm going to have a super early Sunday night tonight, be responsible, watch something early then head to sleep 10.20pm: knowyourmeme.com/editorials/g...

That's refreshing.

Is it: join a local group objecting to wind turbines / solar farms / pylons? Asking for a Nimby.

Chefs kiss

cllrdrnathanley.substack.com/p/the-roofs-...

In the UK, Prince William has launched an anti-suicide campaign with the Premier League, whose every other ad is for gambling. Hey prince: how about you dust off some old dungeons & fill them with every gambling CEO & the celebs who endorse them & watch suicides plummet? EASY PEASY MATE

“I’m hoping for 72 virgins” “You’ve not been dogging round here before have you”

No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll.

There’s no excuse for being Camilla Tominey.

The Bible literally says that a woman can be created from a man’s rib, Janet.

I was bingeing this yesterday - I’m up to 42 up - 2 years before they we’re originally due to be the “shop stewards and executives of the year 2000” Some show real self-awareness and others, none…

When you know that @smmt-ukauto.bsky.social EV target moans are BS ‘Meanwhile EV discounts fell to 10.7% from 11.1%, which the group said was mainly down to companies such as Mercedes-Benz and MG “scaling back their incentives as they close in on their required ZEV mandate levels for the year”.’

Ever wondered what that wind farm or gas plant nearby is? Well wonder no more as my patent-pending* Energy Radar will tell you! radar.robinhawkes.com *Not really patent-pending, it just sounds cool

Look, you have to understand Bibi: it really deeply upsets and frightens him that a Muslim reached the age of 34.

It seems like the police are assuming the far-right losers are 'looking for an excuse' to do more damage and so must be given maximum space. In fact, they are turning a big dial that says 'thuggery' on it and constantly looking over at the state for the slightest sign of consequences.

1/23 Sorry, this will be long... There is a lot of shouting about what happened in the Channel yesterday. So I want to go back to basic law. Not immigration policies or political rhetoric. At sea, the starting point is simple: Preservation of life comes first under all maritime conventions.

Mark Carney could fully fund Alto and Andy Burnham could build HS2 in full with this one simple trick! Bus commuters playing music loudly, putting feet on seats face fines of up to $500 from Sept 23: LTA www.straitstimes.com/singapore/tr...

@irishtimes.com Can you please learn to distinguish between e-bikes (legal, safe, convenient, limited to 25km/h, you have to pedal) and electric motorbikes. The picture is of the first type, the story is about the second www.irishtimes.com/crime-law/20...

This is so true and just becomes second nature after a while.

If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says…

Industry has fed waste heat into district heating for decades: steelworks, refineries, incinerators and so on. Using that heat never meant endorsing the source but not wasting energy. Data centres are the same.

Oh no, what’s Crafty Wank been up to? 🫣

@bggyoneandonly.eurosky.social Freepost Licences don’t work like that You’ll spend £5 and it won’t cost Reform a penny bsky.app/profile/ab-i...

@evmusings.bsky.social Husband picked up an error on latest episode around BUS value - you kept saying £5k

To cheer you up.

Spare a thought for the poor hacks at BBC News, how will they achieve climax now??