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THE MARIO GUY!?? okay things are serious on bluesky now

No, that was me.

...was it your parrot?

I have to admit that that is a good bit.

"Look, 'Phil Jamesson' is just an objectively funny name. Your parents figured it out and so did I."

did he have a Tom Servo avatar 👀

Actually I think the ending was “… before my husband Jon Katz gets home.” He was always self-deprecating so his joke had that angle too.

thats what i need a screenshot of

We’ve always been so good at plagiarism, I just don’t know why we’re ceding that to the machines

Was it stolen by your parrot?

If they actually went through and edited the text then I can only imagine they didn't bother to look at your username very carefully and assumed it was just a generic name you made up for the joke

gotta take pride in your work

Oh yeah shitposts are so much funnier with proper capitalization and grammar, everyone knows that

The @blockedforthispost.bsky.social feed had to have been hilarious during that (Or whatever the twitter equivalent is)

if they capitalized Phil Jamesson in their version I think that not only is the post theirs now but they’re technically also Phil Jamesson

Reminds me of how people claim "I used LLM for research, ideas are all mine"

one thing I'm always saying is "hey my name is Phil J and I'm here to say I love fruity pebbles in a major way"

We're all phil jamesson here

lmao good lord

they also said he should be glad for the "exposure" despite not crediting him in any way. but they used *his audio track* with the vocals stripped out instead of rerecording it

Petra Haden also did an a capella cover album of The Who Sell Out. Worth a listen!

Even though "Mr. Shu" would have scanned perfectly well... incredible

That made it into an episode of The Good Wife.

Which I do think is still wrong but I don't think they ever tried denying something that obvious.

Parrot strikes again

Talk about a narcissist

Oh, so now you’re every Phil Jamesson to have existed/that will ever exist?

That made it even funnier

Now I’m thinking of the time a tween was caught using Neutral Milk Hotel songs as their own poetry which lasted until the first person over the age of 12 replied how they’re just copy+pasting the lyrics to ‘In the Aeroplane Over the Sea’

that person was in fact the parrot from which you stole the original tweet

Me : "I didn't steal this tweet." My parrot: "Haha I love stealing tweets. My name isn't Phil Jamesson."

I like the part in Phil Actually where he shows up at Nordstrom's with a bunch of signs explaining why he deserves a refund

did you ever become oomfs with your doppelgänger?

That parrot will not stop getting you into trouble lol

I wonder if those content theft losers were the inspiration for LLMs.

After all these years you thought you were the only one. Moving.

It's the new "John Doe"

"RAWWK SAME JOKE BUT LOUDER."