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the thing about sonic 06 is that you think oh sonic kisses a human woman it must be on some crash bandicoot 90s shit. sonic the stud. but its so much crazier than that because its not horny even a little. its instead deeply sincere about what it means for sonic to be your summer boyfriend

you cant marry sonic. but you can take the memories of your whirlwind affair with sonic with you your whole life and let it make you a better person. this is genuinely the message of sonic 06

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I’m fully convinced if we lived in an alternate universe where 06 was finished and got decent reviews, Sonic team would continue to experiment with new gameplay styles and genre. To the point we’d get unironic lore discussions on furry politics. And then I realized this is Rivals of Aether.

it's even more fleeting than that, as those memories fade. by virtue of the plot of the game retconning itself out of existence at the end, but still

no one was on sonic team's level. from like 1998 to 2006 they did not know what shame was. and it was stupid. and it was beautiful. shadow the hedgehog died for the sins of man and then omega crucified him

I genuinely deeply enjoy opening Bluesky, seeing your profile pic in my feed, then seeing the first line of a thread like "The thing about Sonic '06 is...". Always a good and unexpected time.

if someone looks me square in the eye and tell me you wouldn't kiss sonic square on the mouth they're a fucking liar and i hate everything they stand for. What a fucking waste of human life to not experience that.

Played Shadow the Hedgehog for the first time earlier this year, and while I can't say it's good, it is extremely funny for probably all the wrong (right) reasons

what makes my skin crawl is that people talk about that scene like half the internet wouldn't marry sonic the hedgehog given the chance. bunch of hypocrites

Yeah I remember when Colors first came out and everyone was saying how great the writing was and I'm like, sure, if you're 3 years old lol Not that Sonic isn't a series for kids but it was never on that level before lol

Colors is so funny because it's like, they clearly did not know how to end a joke. They'd start a joke, draw it out, and then just...keep aimlessly wandering around with it, with no clue how or when to deliver the punchline. It's kinda hilarious in that way, but not intentionally.

this is similarly why the drive to get Flynn canned after a game and a half from a certain subsect of the fanbase drives me nuts like we wouldnt be getting Maekawa back, we'd be getting another Safe Childrens' Freelance writer for a decade again at least Flynn likes writing these characters

Yea to some degree I love how much they fucking went for it? like fuck yeah sonic adventure 1 can tell a nonlinear story about the scars and cycles of violence caused by imperialism (actually honestly unironically I do kinda enjoy adventure 1-2s stories admittedly lol)

It's genuinely so funny to phrase it like this This really had me crackin up You know they crucified the boy again in one of the godzilla crossover covers and if that shit didn't have me cackling at how ridiculous that is, but dang if i don't love that boy

Whenever I see people talking about fixing 06, they always mention the story in that idea Fix the loading screens, fix the jank, but do not touch one line of this story

I think on the one hand, it is a genuinely fun thought experiment to rewrite such an obvious first draft, and if you’re really into these characters I get the impulse to make them feel a bit more like themselves from…an integrity standpoint so to speak.

yeah but elise still hears sonic at the end and says he feels familiar. it’s a pretty simple metaphor about what we take from art and how sonic team want sonic to be a hero that inspires its audience to be their best selves in the real world where there are no super fast heroic hedgehogs lol

actually it means they'll meet again in the next life where sonic is reincarnated as a realistic human man and elise is reincarnated as some kind of cartoon critter

I wish it was horny or silly the way "sonic kisses a human" sounds. No it's taken deathly seriously, and thus becomes an even bigger joke. Their love is meant to be, but duty to the greater cause keeps them apart. But they'll share their memories, forever.

Look. This is possibly extremely real but I can't think about the end Cutscene of Sonic Forces where your avatar and sonic 'talk' about what comes next and it makes me fucking cry cause as dumb as that game is I *needed* that speech that day. I don't think Sonic team are ever not earnest.