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12 sugars Or 12 Stevia Grill grease side trap burger dunk! 🤮 floor flip! Scrap it off the Floor! Xtra onion Mustard Oh the ways to resist!

[I Work For ICE] bumper stickers on peoples cars you learn work for it. Good's killer told people he was a frigging botanist.

Never let them taste food with spit not their own.

I keep saying it but "tortilla toilet paper". May they never be allowed to eat in peace again. Everything ICE consumes should be "spicy".

Yep, it's the little things. Like right now, I have three ICE radio test sets in my backlog at work that I am supposed to be working on. I'll work on them when I get around to it. Which might be in March. Of next year.

And “The Sound Of Music”!!

This is a wild read!

Follow @simple-sabotage.bsky.social for periodic reminders.

Came to post this. Thank you!

Just found it in my library's ebook app!

FUCK YES THANK YOU

I'd also volunteer the Handbook for Volunteers, iykyk.

DELETE JIRA TICKETS! NO MASTERS

If they’re hiring just anyone it seems inevitable that some of those hires will be people who intend to tear it down from within.

They've been incubating both white supremacists and extrajudicial murderers for decades. Ross' method of murder was provocation to deliberately arrange a "plausible deniability" incident, crossing in front of Good's car 3 times, a behavior explicitly banned by DHS over ten years ago.

yeah you’re right about which TLA and they’ve been murdering people for ages down at the border

CBP, not ICE, but anyway - Also it "came out" almost certainly because somebody inside DHS was fed up and leaked it.

Oh, no, at this point the only way for someone to avoid being charged as part of the violent conspiracy is to demonstrate or prove they were sabotaging the gang from within.

did they? i’d wanna see reporting on that.

they’re leaking to the press instead of publicly resigning for a reason (the reason is they don’t care THAT much) ICE was always the baddies

I won't be holding my breath

ICE is the Sturmabteilung, they are all Nazis and much like the Sturmabteilung will be discarded for the US Army, US Air Force and US Navy sooner or later, the only solution is Revolution.

UNder-tighten lug nuts.

That's 4 important things you could have shit on, whether it's an ICE vehicle or a sandwich they ordered

Update on the OSS Simple Sabotage Manual. www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/26184

Long advocated this. Do it at work whenever a maga hat wearing chud showed up.

Ah yes good old fashioned monkey wrenchin'

Yes on the decaf.

Simple sabotage. This document explains and inspires

“No bad ideas in a brainstorm, make groupthink a thing!”

WONTFIX NOTABUG

Our Jira installation doesn't allow "delete". Although, it does allow "move to backlog", which is practically equivalent to "delete".

stripping a spark plug 😔

We CAN be a nation of fuck ups! I believe in us!! #AmericanIncompetence

This is right out of the CIA manual for sabotage.

"My idiocy is praxis, actually"

Feel like I've seen plenty of work slowdowns cause by creating jira tickets as well.

No you just don't get caught doing anything. Perform work poorly. Leave tools in the wrong place. Call meetings with everyone except the decision makers. Don't perform preventative maintenance correctly. This hurts the bottom line of the billionaire owners of everything. Your boss won't know.

The point of this type of resistance is plausible deniability. As the poster says, any instance of it just looks like a genuine mistake

Haha this got set loose around the net and that's wonderful

Sorry what are jira tickets?

>.>

Posting for historical contexts only: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fragging

Gods know the bigots used this against LGBT people all these decades just for being here, so yaknow.

Accidentally cancel hotel reservations…

Sand in the gears. Sand in the gears.

Or in this case various shitty car rental companies that rent to ice

Reminds me of a story from WW2 where Citroën was forced by the occupying Nazis to build trucks. They’d get shot for sabotage if the trucks all came off the line broken, so they mis-stamped the dipsticks and let the mechanics deal with the engines seizing after an oil change hundreds of miles away.

yes this is straight out of the cia handbook for sabotage it’s aimed at people in their regular course of work

My read of this isn’t for a rando to do it, but the guy at the rental company “accidentally” doing these things. (Because at least where I am, the vehicles they’re using are flet vehicles.) I mean, the flyer is wrong and you *can* be penalized, but not with jail or death. You’d just get written up.

No I get it.

Spark plugs?

Yeah I buy this is real

Jira is a project management framework. It's basically throwing away a digital "to-do" sticky note, like ignoring a tech support request.

This was our book of resistance against totalitarianism. www.holybooks.com/wp-content/u...

Needs a Da Share Zone link lol

💯 Remember this, try.

Sand in the gears, folks

It should be something that would be embarrassing to explain to management or HR. “You don’t understand, he keeps giving me decaf instead of regular coffee.”

In my experience at McDonald’s, that pot *is* the decaf pot.

I'm just remembering what I made in college to fuel 40-hour work marathons. A thermos of something so strong the effect isn't fit to describe in polite company and it could only be made and consumed as defiance to god.

Decaf plus their incipient diabeetus gives a world where they are just asleep in the carpark, oblivious to all around them

Giving them decaf instead of caffeine denies them the benefit of caffeine. It's not about it being unpleasant, it's about hampering their ability to function.

xylitol sweetener is the answer ...iykyk

Any allergies we should be aware of?

Yes, please delete Jira tickets.

Nice to see "simple sabotage" is still going strong in this year of our lord.

The sign is from SF, so not exactly normal people on that score

If you're forced to interact with them in any way, do hard-to-notice acts of resistance. Example: "Overtighten lug nuts." If you're "fixing" something, fix it wrong. Every minute they're slowed is a minute they can't hurt anyone. Be a wrench in their gears (with plausible deniability).

Decades of this for every person who even voted for this treasonous regime. None should ever be allowed to live this down. They need to be constantly reminded that ignorance, selfishness and hate have lasting consequences.

Oops… some good trouble

... so, what would happen if every person with a conscious and wanted to defend the constitution tried to sign up for ICE and other jobs in the administration... I think it would crash their HR... and that's just applying, even if no one gets hired...

It's giving "you are a regular guy" Jacob Wysocki

A lot of chain store automotive repair companies will deflect responsibility, especially if it takes a while to notice the issue. This all falls under the discretion and ladder of risk the individual is willing to accept as a mistake

💯 This is how they did it during WWII

Oooh I think I’m gonna art up a version of this in letter size and paste em up around town.

Has anyone heard of "tire drainers" ?

"delete jira tickets" was my favourite /IT worker. :D

Being blue collar & working in the trades it cracks me up now that peons like me will be a critical tool in overthrowing this regime. Not the billionaires, not the celebrities. Around the world & the U.S. it’s normals fighting back risking everything while the elite live in their billionaire bunkers

i added tools

Agreed. This bit is chefs kiss

Weaponised incompetence is the one type of resistance that, by default, men have been taught for years.

Now is the time to be fucking useless.

I'm sure their operation has all sorts of tech infrastructure, and people who are tasked to maintain it. If not, similar task management tools are used for all sorts of operations, maybe they use them to map out raids or something. Sure would suck if a big ticket got edited or misplaced by mistake.

Don’t even have to do anything for real. Just hand them their food with a cheeky grin

Yeah I'd do that to someone for giving me decaf when I ordered regular

lol

These two remind me that competence is as easily weaponizable as incompetence...in the right place, at the right time. The frontier of the rebellion is everywhere.

you can be a rebel hero by just not helping them fix their shit fast enough