Jon Hendry

For my neurotypical folks, you should know "open invitations" are fucking kryptonite to many autistics. "You can come over whenever" -- I sleep when most people are awake. Is 2AM okay? How long is appropriate to stay? Should I bring anything? Why the fuck would you do this to me? Do you hate me?

since California ballots are now out: prop 40 is the billionaire tax, and you should vote yes to stick it to them but both props 41 and 42 are designed to retroactively cancel the billionaire tax because they’re afraid they can’t beat it at the ballot box yes on 40, no on 41 and 42

I want someone to suggest renaming Friday to Trump Day.

"Following several productive and extremely graphic discussions with Secretary of Health Robert Kennedy Jr., the White House has been repeatedly assured that it is not a biological necessity for women to engage in the traditionally masculine act of pooping." buff.ly/UccjMBr

Gruber working hard to rationalize using Twitter which is run by an actual Nazi and favors Nazis.

And so forth. Did the whole thing! Drawing like Dr. Seuss is very fun.

And read my Dr. Seuss version of it this year. Last year (?) I got @patrickmchale.bsky.social to pat me polite on the head, so that took pressure off. But I still need affirmation, you know. I don't know whether I still got it but at least I used to have it. www.onbeyondzarathustra.com/gardenwall

Attention: Febreze Air “Dunkin Cinnamon Roll” does not smell like cinnamon rolls, or even cinnamon. It smells like some floral scent product. Please make a note of this.

He looks like he's on image 3 of an Animorph graphic of a guy turning into Joe Rogan.

The LAPD union is spending millions to defeat a half cent sales tax that would fund firefighters www.latimes.com/california/s...

Went to the convenience store / gas station to grab an emergency Hot Pocket. They had none. What is this world coming to. Had to settle for Stouffer’s French Bread pizzas (now made by being rubbed against a piece of pepperoni).

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

First look at Charlie Brooker’s ‘BLACKMERE’. The crime thriller follows a tormented detective hunting a ritualistic serial killer before more victims are claimed. Coming to Netflix in early 2027. #Blackmere #CharlieBrooker #Netflix

...which can only mean one thing. Yes! It’s time for me to remind you that Stonehenge is, in fact, a giant vulva made of rocks. Obviously

Apple’s constant annoying full screen ads on The Guardian website are pissing me the fuck off. I’m never going to watch Slow Horses, Apple, fuck you. Every Fucking Article

Somehow this bluesky post now has a date of transmission (29th October) and official artwork.

Now out in Nature Neuroscience: fantastic work by @cxue.bsky.social, Sol Markman et al who discovered a neural reason that performance suffers under cognitive load: “Feature interference underlies a neuronal basis for the behavioral cost of task uncertainty”. www.nature.com/articles/s41... 🧪🧵1/

Trump looks like Odo in this portrait.

Who called them effective altruism defectors and not the ones who walk away from aella?

just learned this today

Take a moment to ponder just how depraved this is.

We can no longer look away from The Chart if we are to defeat the batshit billionaire rationalist sex cult running the American AI industry. I’m so sorry you all had to find out like this. knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/me...

How odd. The BBC World Service program Newshour’s September 9 episode, titled “UK Hits Back On Israeli Sanctions Criticism” is… 1 minute long as provided on the website. (I did find an unexpurgated copy at a BBC Sounds page, presumably forgotten. It’s 49 minutes there.)

Has anyone calculated the percentage of Ted Sturgeon's work that is crap?

I am the last person you will find overstating the influence of Aleksandr Dugin, or calling him "Putin's brain". But I couldn't ignore the exact match between the plan he laid out in 1997 for engineering US retreat from Europe, and what the US is doing today. www.youtube.com/shorts/DPNfT...

I have to wonder what the Mercers have been doing since Cambridge Analytica. They've been very quiet.

Half of them are chain letters.

If it wasn’t for Hegseth’s ever-present wife keeping tabs on him he’d have no tabs at all.

Needs some Japanese maples

Well, the shop’s never been the same since K-smog and Batboy were caught flipping a grunt in there, has it?

The coins actually cost well over a dollar each so it’s not even a good way to give a dollar tip.

RFK Jr complains that people in hospice aren't dying quick enough and therefore cost too much money

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

I guess we should have been more specific when we asked for an 80-year old with big boobs and a blonde wig

Make a band bigger: The Style Congress

it really should be a bigger story that Karen Bass enthusiastically supports the cult of Scientology

This info is super important if you vote by mail. And you can go ahead and assume that lots of ballots will "inexplicably" take longer to process than that.

I saw this on Facebook, and I feel like it's a joke made for like ten people. I am, however, one of those people, and I love it.

I know you all hate the emergency alert about disposable barbeques. But yesterday I watched a man at our hotel breakfast set fire to a toaster by trying to toast a croissant - despite multiple signs telling him not to. Today he tried again. So, you know, calibrate for the average person.