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Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

Decaf? Hell I'd keep a pot of coffee around that's been on the burner all day and is slowly turning to sludge, that's way worse than decaf.

I think you'd taste that immediately before your colon prolapses. Sneaky decaf is a more subtle fuck-you. Ideally the deliverer gets to keep doing it, although they could say "oops I thought you ordered the pink sock special".

Ummmm what form of coffee makes your colon prolapse? Asking for a friend.

It's a good thing I never tried coke and now i remember the time at the school when I brushed my hand under an overhanging edge of a table which had a gutter beneath and in it was a tiny vial of white powder we played catch with until the program director found out and took it with shock on his face

Ha! Yes, not ever trying coke is always a good thing. Cocaine has been the source of such tragedy in my life and the lives of folks I’ve known.