Matt Gorecki

Do yourself a favor and follow my wife, @retroition.bsky.social. A thread: She’s incredible. An absolute force. A deeply empathetic and charitable human who wants the best for the world.

Everyone out here debating the Anthropic S-1 like they are some sort of investment expert when in reality you're all getting swindled while they shit in your mouth.

Clinch is an unacceptable word. I won't have it in this house.

That's adorable. And yes, we are absolutely shaming Matty G.

The upper age limit in holding elected office should be current life expectancy minus 30 years. If the odds are you won’t be alive for the consequences of your shitty decisions, you don’t get to make them.

Bad news, guys. Napolean Bonaparte died yesterday. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleo...

I’m taking the hobbits¹ to Isengard² 1. the children 2. circle k

Ordered jimmy John’s sandwich and had the option of adding $55 in Kalshi credits to my order.

Who are they kidding? This hypothetical person doesn’t have friends or go to the doctor.

(Galadriel evil queen scene, but it’s nvidia) I will diminish into the west and remain nvidia, maker of hopefully reasonably priced video cards for gaming.

I would like a fake Facebook and Twitter that I can redirect boomers to. It's only nice and positive things. I fucking hate AI, as you know, but I think this might be a net positive.

We smoke as we shoot the bird.

Talking about parents at dinner and my 6 y.o. yells “Your mom is dead.” I say that’s not nice, and the 4 y.o. says “your mom is killed”. I say that’s not nice either and he thinks about it and says “your mom was defeated.”

The cool thing is that it still works no matter which word is on top.

America, fuck yeah. Coming again to save the motherfuckin day, yeah.

She absolutely nailed it.

Speaking of Simcity 2000, check out @shinkazevt.live's project sc2kfix. They are fixing old bugs, making it perform better and have added modding abilities. sc2kfix.net

This Airbnb has 8 (eight) washer/dryer combo units and this would solve many problems in our household.

Ben "I can't please my wife" Shapiro is funding a pro ICE movie about Minneapolis. They are filming right now in Livingston, Montana. www.kbzk.com/news/fake-pa...

Are none of them vaccinated? www.espn.com/college-foot...

I don't think Greg Brockman can read.

LLMs make the shape of something. But it can not make the thing itself.

I bailed entirely last year. Full time Linux on my desktop and laptop. It's nice.

I was 37 once and still working on being sufficiently embarrassed.

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The rejection isn’t of technology, it’s of the lack of ownership of every aspect of life. The constant surveillance and bombardment of ads. We don’t want every waking minute of our lives monetized.

Imagine how many things could’ve been done with half a trillion dollars.

If somebody made a yard sign that said “Trump is winning all over my gas tank”, I’d put it in front of my house.

The business plan for Muse is to just steal all your money after you abandon all participation in your life.

There should be more serious electronics that come in cartoon form. Wouldn’t mind a rackmount minion, though.

My biggest financial regret is not being born in 1964.

This also applies to health potions in every single game.

The Nuremberg Trials but for tech bros.

Things can’t continue to get more expensive forever without something breaking. There has to be an upper limit. Right? Right?

These dudes just say this stuff unprompted.

This is extremely cool.

In the water wars, Montana is going to keep all its water. Which is handy because I live here.

Public shaming works.

Don’t tread on me license plates are super alpha.