DataShade

Damn. I didn't know his parents were in the Reagan administration.

Want to help out the economy? Ban online gambling.

the mainstream democrats do not want the republicans to face any consequences because they are on the same team, they are the same people, they are friends and colleages. their job is to occupy the positions of people who could actually oppose the republicans & make sure that never happens

me, reading the headline: well, he’s a public figure and actual malice is a hard standard to reach me, reading the article: ohhhhhhh

Playing Destiny 2's last expansion, finding an enemy named Riliks' Right Hand: "see, that idiom breaks down with fictional races, Eliksni have four arms, so he can't be THE right hand." Moments later, upon entering a new area and seeing a second Riliks' Right Hand: "Ah. I withdraw my objection."

the routine, pay for play pardons are all by themselves one of the worst corruption scandals in american history!

If you gave a nickel to a crow that crow would have made more, by billions, than Anthropic

we wiped

NVIDIA seems to be channel stuffing, forcing Amazon and other customers to take early delivery. The argument that these things are "scarce" when you don't even have anywhere to plug them into is nonsense...unless NVIDIA is saying you NEED to take them now, or else. GPUs are stacked in warehouses.

This shit is so cool. They took away being able to afford computers for this shit.

it is of course transphobic bigotry but it should be pointed out that the lie “people need the right healthcare for their biological sex” kills trans people. trans women get breast cancer at far higher rates than cis men. trans men get prostate cancer. hrt changes your sex.

In deep space there’s no reference point to establish who is the top and who is the bottom.

this is the kind of nonsense a star war should be about, not "kylo ren is the goodest boy actually"

So that "flying car" bump didn't last very long, huh?

Safest bet out there right now

I'm a big fan of the complaint she was "summoning witnesses with no notice on federal holidays." Well, yeah, that's what happens when you suddenly start destroying things on the weekend before a federal holiday. Maybe next time don't do that.

Some people, especially "legends," get so used to being praised for so long that the minute they say some backward shit and it changes how people respond to them they lose their entire minds. Apologies? Those are for little people. That's when the fascists come in to soothe their wounded pride.

or less than 24 hours (@darraghmckenna.bsky.social for the pic)

Fortunately we trained a small but mighty set of thinkers in porn studies. Should they survive to do it, they’ll know exactly what this all was.

7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats

Most of my younglings at the after school tutoring joint are on the spectrum. I enjoy being a fellow autist guiding them on the path to enlightenment. Feels like being a jedi knight a little bit.

My dad came to one of the last plays I ever did and ended up being the only person in the audience that night. At one point he went to the bathroom and we just stopped

🚬 hold my beer

PRISONER 1: "Okay, so the cops offered me a reduced sentence if I sell you out, so I'm doing that. But if you sell me out, too, we BOTH get the harsher sentence, so I need you to stay quiet, okay?" PRISONER 2: (stares balefully in silence) PRISONER 1: "Yeah! Just like that. Good."

This post isn’t making a point about voting, but people with pundit-brain can’t approach any idea w/o equating it to voting, and so they respond by demanding assurances about voting—to which I say those who offer no assurances will receive no assurances. Feel a fraction of the anxiety you cause.

of american life. the same indignities you and i have had to endure all our lives. they broke him. they made him a nazi who is married to a person of color. a man who, as a matter of public policy, hates his own children. he is one of the weakest creatures you will ever lay eyes on. finish him

how does ohio boy vance keep walking right into the buzzsaw of one of the midwest's most Ancient Tribal Hatreds. dog no one in michigan cares what your OSU ass has to say

this is how you have to treat these guys. with genuine contempt. your genuine contempt makes their smarmy fake contempt look weak and inauthentic. it immediately exposes their game. these guys are just losers who have sworn revenge for every humiliation. humiliate them again

worth also noting that both the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti happened in her district, and on top of the obviously racist targeting of her personally this is also an attempt to deny the people of Minneapolis their democratically elected representative

He should resign.

The immutable, unnamed American law of The Dumbest Thing That Can Happen Will Happen dictates that the Democrats will win the House handily, as projected, and take the Senate 51-49, making John Fetterman the most powerful flesh husk in America for the next 24 months.

It's almost a joke at this point, but the entire story of Mamdani's mayorship really has been "it turns out we can just turn off the orphan grinding machine, the switch was right there the whole time."

i think we can come up with a better system than putting a drug addled, pedophile dipshit with no grip on reality in charge of defense satellites

Spoilers: they wait until the very very end of the article to say "Actually Anthropic's full of shit."