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well hey, better that than greenland

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Excuse me. What?

Why does anyone bother trying to interview him?

Oof

So he’s going to demand that water come out of sinks this year?

Trump is going to sue CBS for this because they almost CERTAINLY edited that. No way Trump said that in response to a question about his agenda for the 2026 Congress. 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣😂

. We need more lead in our water and paint. Let’s eliminate those restrictions

Just…wow

If only he'd stick to just that.

I'm putting brawndo in the sinks, it's got electrolytes. You can use the plastic straws to drink the brawndo, it's what plants crave.

Remember that scene in Succession where Logan had a UTI

Suck it up with the new straws?

Should they remake the Make America Great Again hats with a propeller on the top? Seems more appropriate for an insane asylum hat. (And what country emptied their insane asylums to release Trump to us?)

Even his own propagandists can’t make him sound normal. How many victory laps on straws, showers, and sinks can a confused old man take? I guess we’ll find out.

Do any of you have better water pressure since 2024?

We can all thank Trump for indoor plumbing.

Nothing to address rising costs of living, cheaper housing or jobs for the million-plus people unemployed on his watch.

Well at least he's addressing all the major priorities...

This will win him a third term.

What?

Why does the plumbing at MaL suck so bad?

Truly our golden age awaits us! So much water pressure from unfettered faucets but all the crypto and AI bros drained all the water so we are all gonna die anyway

It's like governing by Seinfeld monolog.

Yes, I think the Couch Fucker is biding his time until then. Trump was always a temporary king to get the MAGA masses to vote in 2024 -- Vance is their Fascist wet dreams come to life.

And to steal as many secrets and as much cash while they still have him semi -alive

SMH

One can only hope.

Hold on, we still have a Congress?

Look at that asshole pucker.

I’ve heard better ideas from kids running for fourth grade student council

Congress, what's that?

The slurring of the words... He sounds like he's talking with sandpaper in his mouth

That last sentence is important, because HIS EOs ARE NOT LAWS AND CAN BE CHALLENGED.

Did he mishear her question?

Make America Pollute again prez. Lazy, uninterested, illiterate criminal.

Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true: bsky.app/profile/pith...

Touché!

This is what you get today when he speaks without a teleprompter. Applesauce.

Oh, for the lovamike, again with the straws.

Is that dementia speak for ‘I’m thirsty and I also need a bath?’

"And I am unanimous in this".

Good god @jfallows.bsky.social it gets worse

When can a journalist say to his face, "You're blabbering Mr. President. Nothing you say makes sense. How can you argue you're fit for the job?" How long are Republicans going to put up with this?

Hard hitting interviews over at Newsmax

Contrast for a moment, Carney's remarkable and insightful speech at Davos, laying out the outline of a new world order across economic, diplomatic, and security priorities. With... Trump rambling about his biggest 2026 priorities being regulating paper straws and how much water comes out of sinks.

Sinks and straws may be his flaws But laws will never hurt him

Thank gawd that Trump has tamed the dangerous straws.

Thank goodness he’s focused on the really important stuff.

That’s…not that great.

The strawman

Logorrhea. Classic symptom of dementia.

An obvious reminder Trump does not write the executive orders. Provided in advance by Heritage Foundation, etc. As Russ Vought and others bragged. Trump is just a puppet for everyone with money.

🤦‍♀️So embarrassing that this is our president.

Imagine just coasting through his presidency cuz he’s so damn lazy to read reports so his minions draw pictures & explain things & tRUMP still goes back to his nonsense.

Good Lort!!! 🤦🏻‍♀️ That really helps the economy. 🤣😂👎🏼

Come on, little clot. You know you want to break free.

And in 2027, we're tackling airplane food

Did the people who make plastic straws offer him a giant gold straw trophy

Those fucking pesky straws. The name of my existence!

He gets asked about his goals for ’26 in Congress, and his answer is about „great executive orders“. For which he doesn’t need Congress. Quite telling, no need for Congress anymore I guess?

Absolute imbecile!

25 him already!

Talk like that should be worth impeachment and removal by the 25th amendment simultaneously if that's possible.

If that’s all he wants to do in 2026, I say go for it. I’m with you all the way. Except for the water coming out of the sink thing. I would have to use some Draino or possibly call a plumber

This guy has the nuclear codes.

Doy

No funny comments required 🤡

Ummmm...what?!?

25 47 in 26

THAT’s his 2026 agenda?!?

As long as it keeps grampa from playing with the nuke buttons

Wow. Life changing issues

Mad ambitious. But mostly just mad.

So, no agenda for Congress. His minions won't be able to hide his dementia much longer.

While unimportant in the context of this discussion, it should be noted that except in rare cases you do not want water “coming out of the sink.” That makes such a mess & is inefficient. Much preferred is for water to come out of a spigot or faucet and *into* the sink.

Is Polymarket accepting bets on which subservient Mayor or Governor blows up their area's plumbing system?

MAGA 2026: Water. Straws. Grass clippings. Directions on shampoo bottles. The little plastic thing on the end of shoelaces. Autoplaying videos. All season tires. Overhead straps on buses and subways.

The actual fuck

Bahahahaha! Great analogy!

Yes, rolling back water conservation while oil companies frack and data centers consume massive amounts of water is so smart.

Wow. Important stuff to you and me🙄

Chauncy (or a piece of granite) would be a vast improvement.

Oh what an intelligent response, has never..I mean never been said about anything he has said in his entire life.

Meanwhile Canada’s PM is talking about massive realignments in world trade with the U.S. no longer at the center. But our showers are wetter!

but he IS filling his diaper, in meetings, anywhere.

It is impossible to hate Republicans as much as they deserve. Ditto the media.

American Priorities! 🤦‍♂️ 🤔

This is true. I just went to wash my dishes and no water came out of the sink. It just went into the sink then disappeared into a hole in the sink. I call it a sinkhole.

Cranky stand-up comedy stuff. The only reason we don't have an Executive Order saying "what's the deal with airline food" is that he doesn't fly commercial.

Unfortunately no. Maybe soon.

And his nose.

yes...when hes sleeoing in International meetings!!

Just a minor electrical issue turned Air Force One back from Davos tonight after this interview. An "abundance of caution". bsky.app/profile/atru...

Wtf? Jesus.

What?????

The water didn't come out because Donald couldn't figure how to run the faucet.

He couldn’t exactly say ‘bury the Epstein files.’

Pin head.

Water comes out of the tap in sinks already. People have choices of plastic straws too! Maybe his plumbing is stuffed with the missing Epstein files so the water doesn't come out right!

Water coming out of a sink?

what a fucking embarrassment.

What a grunt.

Ya know, important shit