Michael Samonek

Here comes another winter of long shadows and high hopes.

LOL the fraud is so widespread we'll pay you a millie to find it for us, thx.

The California ballot is like “oh so you like voting, huh?”

If there was even a whiff that the democrats were going to make a rapper/pop star the press secretary the manufactured outrage would blot out the sun itself but it’s republicans so everyones like “do it, it’ll be hilarious”

I hate how aware of Bill Maher's every move I am because i listen to that podcast.

I think it’s a helpful shorthand to refer to these things in trump terms but he’s not the brains behind the global right scheme

Party at the churrascaria

"You never close your eyes any more when I kiss your lips." "And you saw that how exactly? Sounds like YOU'VE lost that loving feeling, not me."

Given my public CV it always feels weird to say I'm writing again but I am. It feels good. The year plus off was good.

I hate that there are career diplomats who have dedicated thier lives to statecraft and they have to just stay quiet and eat shit when he says stuff like this.

People will say “trump is just using pardons like Biden did” once again forgetting that a: trump has actually been present before and b: would do this no matter what

Politics or sports?!

They're having a "world series" without the Dodgers? I don't think so.

I don't want to bundle anything, sell anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bundled or processed, or bundle anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bundled, or bundled, or bundle anything bundled, bundled, or bundled.

Planning and booking a trip

Did that kid in the black shirt do a "six/seven" at the end. What year is this?

Dwight Yoakam is my go to “dude should be in way more movies” guy. Logan lucky is my comfort movie

“He worked himself to death for us - he sacrificed his health to defend America against the liberals” we’re all ready for St. Donald, right?

If the democrats take power at the federal level again they will have defeated the richest most powerful people in the world foreign and domestic doing literally everything in their power to stop them and that is We The People vs the elite.

Personally I prefer cheap motels but my wife books us in an Airbnb every time we travel and I have never had an experience like the ones people routinely describe. It’s always - literally every time - been fine

Filing a lawsuit and then having a meltdown crashout when they expect you to actually show up is Classic Trump. Really 1990s tabloid cover Trump stuff.

One of my favorite songs to play guitar along with is Synchronicity 2 by the Police. It has so many little odd parts to remember and time just right, when i play it well I imagine that's what it felt like to be good at guitar hero.

My prediction has always been no matter who wins, the rest of 2026 is going to be awful because trump and co will be out for "revenge" no matter what.

Candidates in Ohio should have to answer what their favorite ride at Cedar Point is so voters can make informed choices.

The fact that my day off from work/driving coincides with the big rain day feels like a rare W for me.

If the democrats regain some power at the federal level it will be despite the relentless efforts of richest most powerful political, business, tech and media elites on the planet doing everything in their power to stop them so if it happens they should talk a lot about that. It's a good narrative!

Gotta be honest trumps schedule would break me in a week - but I don’t have his bottomlesss desperate need to be in front of a camera flapping my dumb gums 24/7 which I have to believe is the only thing keeping him upright

On a Plain is top tier nirvana shoulda been as hit instead of come as you are genxshitpost#

Ten days til h’ween and I haven’t seen any “drugs in the candy” lunacy - am I missing it or has the news cycle gone so curdled there’s no room for the classics?

Has there ever been an article or "thinkpiece" asking MAGA parents who's kids won't talk to them if they have ever considered what it is about their beliefs that has run their family off or is the burden always on the normal person who's sick of their shit?

Where's a sixteen ton weight whe you need it.

“Hello hello hello” by Remi wolf and “Hello” by Martin solveig feat dragonette are both go to endorphin pumpers for me - I guess I just really like a polite greeting

The movie that scared me too young wss THE LEGACY - I must have seen 15 times on HBO before I was 10. I think about the swimming pool death every time I'm in one.