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The outright arrogance and imagined superiority of American leftists caused this. "BuT hArRiS iSn'T tough EnOuGh On GaZa" Look at what you did to your own people, and not a single one of you narcissistic scumbags can put aside your unwarranted self-importance long enough to admit you were wrong.

y'all just couldn't vote for Harris, could you.

I just don't give a damn about this platform anymore. full of people unwilling to take direct action, people who don't think they're to blame for this shit, people who would rather bloviate online than do something. pure slacktivism.

people on the eastern seaboard need to start stocking up NOW food, medicine, potable and non-potable water, plastic sheets, duct tape, toilet paper, heating materials NOW

ASK ME THINGS. ngl.link/will.pauer

Kamala Harris probably wouldn't have bombed Venezuela. just sayin.

if you see a friend on a dating app, ✨️no you fucking didn't✨️

I asked Santa for a single goth woman in her late 30s who's interested in me, and then I remembered I have no tree to put presents under, and no chimney to come down, and that I'm Santa

You don't need to think about what is "normal." You are you. One day, the world will come where there is no need to categorize people as LGBT🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Until that day arrives, I will continue to send out this message. Your soul is beautiful.

thinking of doing the most self-destructive thing possible and get back on the dating apps

I've needed the bathroom for the past two hours but I don't want to go til I go to lunch at 1 and I feel this exercise of holding rhe barbarians at the gate will only make me stronger either that or I shit my pants

I made the greatest personals ad ever on FetLife

I made the greatest personals ad ever on FetLife

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I am drunk

get in, no time to explain

I've noticed the "Kamala Harris isn't tough enough on Gaza" crowd have been really fucking quiet ever since ICE started kidnapping people at gunpoint. maybe this is what they wanted all along?

Stabbing Westward still fuckin rules

just sat on my balls

Everyone is like

Had to explain the concept of groupies to someone who doesn't believe that a 19-year-old girl would want to fuck a 45-year-old rockstar. Doesn't believe the girl can consent to it.

That's because she *is* a hero. Hopefully this movement spreads throughout the world.

Mike Bidwill is the worst owner in the NFL, probably all major American sports leagues, and nobody gives a fuck because he owns the Cardinals, who nobody gives a fuck about. even the A's had a bigger "sell the team" movement

Hmmmmmmmm. Interesting.

found an unused condom during a purge last night. expired in 2016. I genuinely do not know if it was mine or from a FWB.

i'd never heard of Anthony Fantano until about five minutes ago and that was as long as it took to determine that his entire taste in music and every single opinion he's ever had can be tossed in the fucking trash where it belongs

@profanity.accountant this is probably not as high as i think despite using "fuck" a lot

This is why we need a full ban on all AI. It's effectively ruining an entire generation.

AND THEN BRUTUS DID MORE.

SNOW ❄️ QUAD ❄️ BOX ❄️

Zootopia: Covenant

Me: oh I heard Amazon has a really hot black Friday deal on cat litter. I should go see if it’s still available A person I deal with: no you can’t buy from Amazon, that’s terrible!!! Me: what the fuck do you want me to do, Brenda, buy bespoke hand-polished walnut cat litter on Etsy

It's robe time.

as a non-binary person I also find “folx” to be intensely cringe “folks” is a perfectly good non-gendered term and you just decided to Hot Topic it to be edgy

another great night at Church of Hive - and it's gonna be even better in the coming weeks.

Nobody wants green bean casserole, just nobody wants to admit that because vegetables good

Happy Trans Day of Remembrance. I love trans people. I love your hearts, minds and souls. I've proudly committed my life's work to advocating each day for Trans children's right to a safe education & a real childhood just as they are, filled w/ the friends they love There are ppl fighting for you

my mom is at the goth club not even a shitpost, my actual biological mother is here at the goth club

Help if you can! Portland’s Books With Pictures starts GoFundMe campaign www.comicsbeat.com/portlands-bo...

desperately hoping that every announcement about AI (or NVIDIA earnings or whatever) is the moment that bursts the bubble and sends AI into its decline and eventual end Butlerian Jihad can't happen soon enough

so dignified. so graceful. you would never find such a lady dancing in the club to a song about jorkin it

in all fairness that was really good amontillado