Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew)

I turned on the beta testing feature so that I could check out the notification tabs update and saw that they actually made a feature that I’ve been begging for: if someone likes 10 of your posts, you get one notification that says “person liked 10 of your posts”, not 10 separate notifications

My favorite anti-drug ads are all the ones that say they’re gonna make you have reckless behavior. I don’t need coke to make me get aggressive with a guy in the parking lot of the H-E-B, I can get that from listening to Chappell Roan sing Femininomenon

The words “should you not be home smashing yourself in the face with a hammer?” might have been uttered, and I’m not proud of it

My favorite anti-drug ads are all the ones that say they’re gonna make you have reckless behavior. I don’t need coke to make me get aggressive with a guy in the parking lot of the H-E-B, I can get that from listening to Chappell Roan sing Femininomenon

I do already have a wishlist for kitten food… www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Putting my phone on DND and I think I might have finally reached the point of not being friends with a friend anymore. I said something about you have to be rich in America to make money and they went on a diatribe about how everyone can create generational wealth if you SACRIFICE

I paid for groceries with Klarna because dealing with my doctor and seeing clients made me miss the window to go to the food pantry. I ask my dad for $20 for gas so I can go see clients and he gives me a ziploc baggie of quarters. How the FUCK do you tell me that we should sacrifice and work harder

Putting my phone on DND and I think I might have finally reached the point of not being friends with a friend anymore. I said something about you have to be rich in America to make money and they went on a diatribe about how everyone can create generational wealth if you SACRIFICE

I went on my own diatribe about how my grandfather fucking swam across the Rio Grande and built his house with his own two hands and how my 72-year-old dad is looking for a job so how the fuck could they create generational wealth?my health is destroyed. How much more do I have to sacrifice?

BUT DADDY I LOVE HIM

It took y’all this long to catch up with Malt-O-Meal?

Y’all. I would like to get rich for the specific purpose of buying an iced tea franchise (so I can hire all my broke queer and trans friends and sell GALLONS of tea to medical professionals) and drop $300 on a 10L self-flushing water system that uses wastewater to GROW CAT GRASS for our cats.

We could run college football promos with local artisan cup sleeve events, do the round up thing for neighborhood improvement, and advertise that our tea is made with only natural shit. And we’d be the only FW location too. We would CLEAN UP.

Y’all. I would like to get rich for the specific purpose of buying an iced tea franchise (so I can hire all my broke queer and trans friends and sell GALLONS of tea to medical professionals) and drop $300 on a 10L self-flushing water system that uses wastewater to GROW CAT GRASS for our cats.

Sluggo and I have the tea thing totally plotted out too. We know where we’d put it that would capture • bougie college students • doctors and nurses out walking on lunch • people who want to shop local • crunchy granola people • people who wanna support queers

As someone who has to drive for work, often in the evening, I am BEGGING you to watch your kids near the street. I drive about 12 mph in residential areas even in broad daylight because I am TERRIFIED of a child popping out - even at that speed it’s impossible to stop in time.

I truly truly wish we had safer places for kids to play just like I wish we had safe places for pedestrians to walk and accessible cities so more people could bike or walk. I would love to not have to drive 50-100 miles a day for work. But until we can put any sort of actual policy into effect…

As someone who has to drive for work, often in the evening, I am BEGGING you to watch your kids near the street. I drive about 12 mph in residential areas even in broad daylight because I am TERRIFIED of a child popping out - even at that speed it’s impossible to stop in time.

WELL THAT WAS WEIRD

This was the movie

WELL THAT WAS WEIRD