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I think Gray the Stray speaks for us all

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who was malak the thief? miller. how did he get in to conan the destroyer? time machines. did you do a lot of acid, back in the hippy days?

i am posting about cheese cake and teriyaki beef cheeks i may be hungryposting

a really, really, really fancy restaurant just takes a child hostage and then feeds you. if you don't pay, the kid starts a restaurant career.

top acid #rollerblading

when people are arguing whether nazis are a left party or a right party, they are arguing which side of the aisle they would have been seated on during the french national assembly of 1789, and i propose they be buried in shallow graves out back.

beaming owner of a brand new electric sheep

John Wick slumps down, dying. He sees his wife, waiting in heaven for him. He takes her hand. His eyes close. He wakes up in heaven, smiling at his wife. 'I'm in,' he says, "the plan worked,' straightening his tie and drawing guns, 'now it's time for God to pay for what he did.'

this might sound crazy but what if we got collective revenge for everything they have stolen from us

… … … so autistic people are the ‘good’ fey and ai is the ‘bad’ fey do I have that right?

anyways, robocop wearing a tie because he finally made detective

yeah man let's engineer war dogs even the dumbest motherfuckers alive realized that was a bad idea

these people are sick beyond measure and must be stopped

stop fucking around and cast lupita nyong’o as the next james bond you cowards

See, back in '91, all the secret nazi gen-x'ers were just little hitler youths, but everyone believed they were edgy cool exxxtreme grunge kids. www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_Q_...

so they're going to try and use a feedback loop of manipulating odds to manipulate voter momentum that's an interesting theory of social control by billionaires let's storm the castle and

i have drank an american beer in a mcdonalds while visiting rome, meaning i have my black belt in being an all american rubbernecking tourist trash fire

Anyway, I'm probably unreasonably annoyed here. And it's true that people who post pictures of words rather than words themselves on Bluesky are unreasonably annoying. But also, someone is wrong on the internet and all that.

tired, tired, tired as fuck: trump talks about mens bodies because he's secretly gay wired: trump is scoping out huge piles of muscly dudes for the frankenstein creature he's building to house his brain when his body fails

damnit why didn't i sell digital images of dollar bill serial numbers with like, a hat on it, back during the nft craze

during the filming of 'alien', ridley scott kept the chest burster a secret from the cast. the shock and horror you see on actor john hurt (kane) is an authentic reaction to an alien clawing its way out of his chest cavity.

hey, wanna see me kill a joke dead? the steppe nomads are calling from inside the house.

hey check out this pork pot roast